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It is best to love first what you are fitted to love, I suppose: you must start somewhere and have some roots, and the soil of the Shire is deep.
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I am not a magic man in any sense, but I do look around everywhere when I am out in the world, and I do look at peoples faces, which is something I am told that most people do not do.

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

I like Governor Walz. He was created in a lab specifically to appeal to me. I think that Governor Walz is a bad national level politician and would be an ineffectual president.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

I was getting gas today when a youngish woman, mid-late 20s, stepped out of her car and said “IS ANYBODY HERE *NOT* AFRAID OF SPIDERS” I looked on for a second and another older lady looked directly at me and, under the force of her moral weight, allowed as I was not afraid of spiders.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

“What are our men made of?” He will never tell.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Because I have complained about my elbow and shoulder so much, Kim bought me some liniment oil. “It says it’s for horses” I protested “You sound like a big horse when you whine” she replied

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

Drone use is so prevalent in Ukraine right now because neither side can break dug-in infantry defenses. Ukraine has to sneak drones into Russia because it can't break dug-in infantry defenses. Russia has to lob drones at Kyiv because it can't break dug-in infantry defenses. It's extremely difficult!

submitted 11 hours ago • 6 comments

You guys love talking about what you did before turn by turn directions don’t you.

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

I remember being like ten years old when Rudy Boschwitz was running against Paul Wellstone and tried to hit him on voting for a funding bill that included money to study livestock feed My republican family was like You know what cows like to eat?grass! So this sort of thing has been going on awhile

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Hard to pick the most egregious passage in this interview. But this is up there.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Most folks’ll never get usurped, but then again some folks’ll Like New York Governor Hochul

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Rainbow Labrador for Pride

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t stand all these naval puns. I feel like I’m gunwale lose my mind

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

This might actually be the dumbest fucking shit I’ve ever read.

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

The A-50 has absolutely been used as an airborne early warning/C2 platform during the Russo-Ukrainian war. The Backfire, Blackjack and Bear bombers have absolutely been used as ALCM platforms against Ukraine.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

submitted 2 days ago • 117 comments

It’s far down the list, but the return of the “_xxx_staffer” account is a real bummer in the second Trump administration.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments