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i was just a wet donkey kong in there
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like i would ever let someone get their slime on me
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when he runs again in '28 he'll have ads with protest and war footage, Americans suffering because of his economic decisions and elimination/cuts of programs and services they rely on and say that this is what will happen if he's not re-elected
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they’re using the Susan Collins strategy
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the famously non-political genres of metal, punk, rock and grunge
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the clip is worse than the quote here because he is literally saying that he talked to Putin and that he came away with that conversation thinking that Putin fought for us in WW2
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why are we not tricking them into eating funnier stuff like lead
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elon has absolutely said “the bacon narwhals at midnight” out loud
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what’s up with Musk’s black eye?
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Robocop ass hairline
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i know theyre smart but they taste so good
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“i’m just the principal medical advisor for the country, not some guy you should get medical advice from!”
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i used to listen to this pre-podcast RealMedia podcast by a guy called Captain Immy that was all about Quake and PC games and music and skits and general 90s nerd teenager shit and a decade plus later found out that it was Kevin Pereira
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it helped me to realize that the dudes only land in these three spots where the board piles are, the hardest round still took me about 20 minutes and good rng, worst part of this game by far
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i don't think i've ever seen a Stephen Miller clip where he's NOT yelling
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thought this said HVAC and nodded my head in agreement
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they have a mobile app too called C-SPAN Now
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there's some HDR weirdness on PS5 Pro, the game doesn't seem to support HDR but is reporting to the system that it does so unless you disable HDR system wide it runs in an HDR container and looks a bit washed out, it's a really great game so far though outside of that and runs at a solid 60fps
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if just try to find at least one new thing every run and follow threads you discover and it will start coming together, you’ll know when to take notes because you’ll either figure out or be told that there is a pattern that is way too much to remember so you write it down and eventually work it out
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the game explains almost everything to you pretty directly, including how to solve most puzzles, people are getting hung up on the “reach 46” part but gathering one new bit of info is worth ending a run, progress is made by drafting new rooms and reading new books and things more than anything
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the pulsing Fauci pardon graphic is fuckin wild
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Trump was calling asbestos regulations a mob led conspiracy back in the 90s so yeah
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then they’ll get to Q3A and have a meltdown
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everyones know the best way to do scientific research is to have a decades long deep-seated belief based on zero evidence and then work backwards from there on a deadline
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whuuuuu but trump just told me that prices dropped by 87%?!
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god said "PAUSE THE PROPHECY" for 90 days apparently, sloppy work from he most high tbh
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i'm sure as fuck am going to miss my money, you really just can't trust a guy with a dog's name
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clearly the penguins have treated us very unfairly at levels no one has ever seen
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it always bears repeating that the "6 or 7 trillion dollars" is not coming into our country, it's coming out of our pockets
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all while watching the GOP and media repeat ad nauseam that Republicans are the good economy guys until the majority of the country believes it because they can’t be bothered to ever look at charts or graphs
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i wonder how much electricity and water it cost for grok to resurrect Val Kilmer
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it's an 8 player PvPvE game which is pretty interesting www.fromsoftware.jp/duskbloods/a...
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with no sitting, eating, or going to the bathroom either
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the record is 24 hours and 18 minutes by Strom Thurmond filibustering against the Civil Rights Act, Booker is currently at around 23 hours, if he hangs on a little bit longer he could break the record
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"we honor your sacrifice, now give us your shit or else"
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the Russian Empire wanted to sell Alaska though, Denmark has made it pretty clear that they have no interest in selling Greenland, pretty huge difference
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does this guy know what he actually looks like? the artist did him a favor and made him look like a normal man
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we aren't going to win another general election until the dem leadership comes to terms with the fact that this is the messaging that's resonating with people, it couldn't be more clear that this is the play to run in 26/28, get on board or we lose again
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good thing he doesn’t have extensive business ties to china or anything like that, that would be silly right?
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people definitely want to shop at a dealership with a dozen gravy seal cosplayers with ar-15s hanging around it at all times, would be a great business move, do it
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wait until these guys go outside and realize that there are gay people and interracial couples irl too
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he legitimately looks AI generated
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probably QuakeNet
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it’s a bipartisan deeply flawed CR now because of you no matter how you say you feel about it numbnuts, you and the other 9 get equal blame for everything that comes with it
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as we all know, nothing balances the budget and reduces the deficit like big Tax Cuts
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one of the most aesthetically beautiful couples ever in media
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insecurities got me snorting dogshit to promote beard growth