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It’s so nice to see you. Cup of tea?
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HAVE YOU TRIED BEING SCREAMY ABOUT IT?
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Your side kick is my dog, Bagel, at Halloween. Meet Pizza Bagel.
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Husband: [comes out of 17th consecutive used watch store in Tokyo empty handed]
Me: Did you ask one of the sales people if they or another store might have the watch you’re looking for?
Husband: No. I am a human male.
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The rest of the body was too heavy to carry.
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55 and 8 plus a moped
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Reminds me of one of the best lines in Spinal Tap: “I’d probably be more upset about it if I weren’t so heavily sedated.” Literally fell out of my theater seat laughing.
Anyway, hope you’re better than that.
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I don’t see the problem.
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You guys like water balloons? If you get us out of here, we can eat candy while we’re throw water balloons at your parents.
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Good progress. We’ll try again in hour.
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Now! Water break now!