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middlerage.bsky.social
Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.
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Surprised there hasn’t been a terrorist attack yet. Though the terrorists probably look at what Trump is doing & are like “Why bother? I can’t top that.”

Sure we're in a dictactorship, but at least with our health & enviromental secretaries around we will die much, much faster 🥴

It started with lying about CROWD SIZES. It’s ending with lying about CROWD SIZES.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Suck it Donald! 🤣

LOVE. Is there anyone dressed like John Wilkes Booth? 🤡

No selfish kings. No drug- addicted jesters. No drunken knights. No sewage swimming moat monsters. No couch fucking Quasimodo’s.

Sure we're in a dictactorship, but at least with our health & enviromental secretaries around we will die much, much faster 🥴

Maybe Elon will pull a Marilyn Monroe at Trump's birthday parade. It might be the only way Trump accepts his apology. 🫠

Could someone recreate the brain of a dead person using AI? Like I would be curious what Abraham Lincoln would say about President Trump. I'd be curious what Jesus would say about him too.

Do we still have a Democracy? I'll be asking on an daily basis now.

Of course TRUMP Orchestrated the audience for his Ft. Bragg appearance. His request for “no fat soldiers” is hypocritical to say the very least

But he’s not a RACIST 🙄

🤣 HALF AN INCH of RAIN set to start right as Trump’s parade does!!!! Cmon Mother Nature!!!

Now do TRUMP

This is fucking terrifying! This is not America!

America! If our health secretary doesn’t kill you our environmental secretary will 🥴

One thing I didn’t expect to occur in my adult life… Having to use the word Nazi on like an hourly basis 🫠