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middlerage.bsky.social
Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.
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Surprised there hasn’t been a terrorist attack yet. Though the terrorists probably look at what Trump is doing & are like “Why bother? I can’t top that.”

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Sure we're in a dictactorship, but at least with our health & enviromental secretaries around we will die much, much faster 🥴

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

It started with lying about CROWD SIZES. It’s ending with lying about CROWD SIZES.

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Boooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Suck it Donald! 🤣

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LOVE. Is there anyone dressed like John Wilkes Booth? 🤡

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No selfish kings. No drug- addicted jesters. No drunken knights. No sewage swimming moat monsters. No couch fucking Quasimodo’s.

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Sure we're in a dictactorship, but at least with our health & enviromental secretaries around we will die much, much faster 🥴

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Maybe Elon will pull a Marilyn Monroe at Trump's birthday parade. It might be the only way Trump accepts his apology. 🫠

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Could someone recreate the brain of a dead person using AI? Like I would be curious what Abraham Lincoln would say about President Trump. I'd be curious what Jesus would say about him too.

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Do we still have a Democracy? I'll be asking on an daily basis now.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Of course TRUMP Orchestrated the audience for his Ft. Bragg appearance. His request for “no fat soldiers” is hypocritical to say the very least

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

But he’s not a RACIST 🙄

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🤣 HALF AN INCH of RAIN set to start right as Trump’s parade does!!!! Cmon Mother Nature!!!

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Now do TRUMP

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This is fucking terrifying! This is not America!

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America! If our health secretary doesn’t kill you our environmental secretary will 🥴

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One thing I didn’t expect to occur in my adult life… Having to use the word Nazi on like an hourly basis 🫠

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