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mikeiscreative.bsky.social
Comedy writer. Famous for getting bitten by a dog while walking into a meeting at work.
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"HOW DARE YOU SAY I CHICKEN OUT!!!??? Here's a list of times I chickened out." #TACO

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Good news, guys! Penguin shit!!!

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So, there's no downside

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This is completely false and not From Liz or me.

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Watching "Friendship" in the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social tonight reminded me why it's so much more fun watching comedies in a theater with an audience than it will ever be on streaming. Highly recommended film and theater.

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NORRRRRRRMMMMMM!!! NOOOOOOOOO! RIP George Wendt

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I mean, where else would a guy who looks like that be from?

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The positive thing for the Sox is that going from being owned by Reinsdorf to being owned by PCA is a significant improvement

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As an American, I'm still new to this Eurovision thing. But am I watching a guy sing a love song to his coffee?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

People should start making donations of $86.47 to James Comey's defense fund

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Guessing this White Sox fan lost a bet #GoCubsGo

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It's funny that she lives in Trump's head as effortlessly as that worm lives in RFK Jr.'s

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A sketchy company that sells fake currency committed fraud!!!?? That's wild.

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This company tries so hard to make Luigi Mangione a hero

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Apply this rule to anyone who willingly swims in a river of shit

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You know what this is, dammit!

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HBO Max spent all that money to get right back where they started... and still didn't deliver "Batgirl"

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Noted pedophile Pete Rose has been reinstated by MLB on request of adjudicated rapist Donald Trump

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I haven't been on Twitter for awhile, so I forgot the sense of dread when you see an old person trending. But I'm happy to report Stevie Wonder is alive. Happy birthday to ya!

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This is a "gift" from a corrupt oil nation that I actually support. If the man wants his artery hardening food while abroad, let him have it.

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Don't react too fast. Let's see where this goes:

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Ya hear that, you traitorous 9/11 first responders who now have cancer?

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Happy FAFO Friday, y'all!

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I haven't seen an Eagleman Chicago Pope meme yet. Kinda disappointed in you, Internet.

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Be very careful how you invite people to a tasting

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Look at you, New Jersey. Trying to recreate the Hindenburg.

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Sorry, White Sox fans. You're just going to have to pray Satan knocks him off.

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BREAKING: Unearthed video of a young Pope Leo being inspired to join the priesthood during his Chicago youth

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The Vatican has a "frunchroom" now #ChicagoPope

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A Chicagoan Pope? Welp, ketchup on a hot dog is officially sacrilegious now!

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Is it just me, or do Vatican guards look like the Joker card in a deck you'd buy at a gas station? #NewPope

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Whenever you see someone taking what you think is the dumbest selfie ever, stop and ask yourself, "is that a Congresswoman snapping an insta in front of the shitter?"

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Whatever you say, doggie killer

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Ryan Pressly is the Cody Parkey of Carlos Marmols

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Alright, which one of you morons let him watch "The Rock" this weekend?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

#JusticeForTeddy

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The emperor has no balls. Be like the governor of Maine and never back down. Hey, it's not like it'll be that tough of a fight.

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A Chicago casino with mob ties!!!??? That's just so ununexpected!

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Who would ever have thought that "Father loves his daughter" would need to be a headline in 2025? But good on ya, Bobby D and Airyn.

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Mike Waltz has left the chat.

submitted 27 days ago • 1995 comments

When you make a "Let them eat cake"-type comment without reading the end of Marie Antoinette's biography...

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Relax, it's just the heroin talking

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

So, that's a hard "No" on the 51st state thing, Canada? Good choice.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Canadians to their own Trump tonight:

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The list of reasons not to buy from Temu just grew. The list of reasons to buy from Temu still needs its first entry.

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