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mikeiscreative.bsky.social
Comedy writer. Famous for getting bitten by a dog while walking into a meeting at work.
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Yet another reason to watch more films at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social and @davistheater.bsky.social

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Who gets custody of catturd in the divorce?

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Let's not make the mistake of taking Elon Musk's side here. You wouldn't feel bad for Eva Braun if she'd had a messy breakup with her boyfriend either.

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Alien vs. Predator (2004)

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"wOmiN r TooH EmOsHuNiL tooH Be PrEzeRdeNT!!!!"

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When you think about it, the "Terminator" films were over the top. The machines didn't need to build robots to kill us. They could just make us kill ourselves.

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40 years ago today #SaveFerris

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Just a thought: Rename the street Pete Hegseth lives on after Harvey Milk. If that's not possible, rename the last bar he got tossed out of. #PrideMonth

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Starts playing Earth, Wind and Fire's "After the Love Has Gone"

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Sure, it's just a distraction from the colossal failure of the tariffs. But wow!

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Gotta feel a little sorry for her. Most women are told by their friends that they have terrible taste in men over mimosas at brunch, not by the whole world.

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Gotta admit MAGA was right when they said foreign drug addicts want to steal our money

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It's proof of my maturity that I'm not punching the guy eating chicken wings across from me on the El. I'm handling it responsibly by calling him.out on social media. #Hero

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So, is "Big Balls" out of a job too? #PrayForBigBalls

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"HOW DARE YOU SAY I CHICKEN OUT!!!??? Here's a list of times I chickened out." #TACO

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Good news, guys! Penguin shit!!!

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So, there's no downside

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This is completely false and not From Liz or me.

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Watching "Friendship" in the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social tonight reminded me why it's so much more fun watching comedies in a theater with an audience than it will ever be on streaming. Highly recommended film and theater.

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NORRRRRRRMMMMMM!!! NOOOOOOOOO! RIP George Wendt

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I mean, where else would a guy who looks like that be from?

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The positive thing for the Sox is that going from being owned by Reinsdorf to being owned by PCA is a significant improvement

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As an American, I'm still new to this Eurovision thing. But am I watching a guy sing a love song to his coffee?

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People should start making donations of $86.47 to James Comey's defense fund

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Guessing this White Sox fan lost a bet #GoCubsGo

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It's funny that she lives in Trump's head as effortlessly as that worm lives in RFK Jr.'s

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A sketchy company that sells fake currency committed fraud!!!?? That's wild.

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This company tries so hard to make Luigi Mangione a hero

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Apply this rule to anyone who willingly swims in a river of shit

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You know what this is, dammit!

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HBO Max spent all that money to get right back where they started... and still didn't deliver "Batgirl"

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Noted pedophile Pete Rose has been reinstated by MLB on request of adjudicated rapist Donald Trump

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I haven't been on Twitter for awhile, so I forgot the sense of dread when you see an old person trending. But I'm happy to report Stevie Wonder is alive. Happy birthday to ya!

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This is a "gift" from a corrupt oil nation that I actually support. If the man wants his artery hardening food while abroad, let him have it.

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Don't react too fast. Let's see where this goes:

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Ya hear that, you traitorous 9/11 first responders who now have cancer?

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Happy FAFO Friday, y'all!

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I haven't seen an Eagleman Chicago Pope meme yet. Kinda disappointed in you, Internet.

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Be very careful how you invite people to a tasting

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Look at you, New Jersey. Trying to recreate the Hindenburg.

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Sorry, White Sox fans. You're just going to have to pray Satan knocks him off.

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BREAKING: Unearthed video of a young Pope Leo being inspired to join the priesthood during his Chicago youth

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The Vatican has a "frunchroom" now #ChicagoPope

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A Chicagoan Pope? Welp, ketchup on a hot dog is officially sacrilegious now!

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Is it just me, or do Vatican guards look like the Joker card in a deck you'd buy at a gas station? #NewPope

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