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mikemuth.bsky.social
Retired and enjoying the never-ending Saturday. Looking after 8 (sometimes more) feral/community cats plus my housecats.
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I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea", which is "diarrhoea", because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels.

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Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway. - Eric Idle

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Did you know that piranha can devour an annoying person down to the bone in less than 30 seconds? Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today...

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Citizen shot at point blank range

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Lego art 🍳 😄

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Why can't I age like fine wine instead of expired milk.

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Breaking: ABC News says senior national correspondent Terry Moran "has been suspended pending further evaluation." This since-deleted tweet is the reason for the suspension:

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Sex Ed for teenagers should include trying to get 2 kids ready for school in the morning. - Jennifer Lizza

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Banker: So, you'd like a loan to start an all marsupial fighting championship. Me: Yes, I'll call it "Mortal Wombat". Banker: Me: I'm in.

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These guys used to gather at our window each morning at breakfast time. This was in Fuchstadt-StadtLauringen, Germany back in 2009.

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It looks like Karin and her brood are moving into the shed with her sister's kittens.

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Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on. - Mike Royko

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It is true that primitive societies use only rough approximations for the known constants of mathematics. For example, the northern tribes of Alaska consider the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle to be 3. But it is not true that the value of 3 is called Eskimo pi.

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There is a fine line between hoping your kids will stay with you forever and wanting to sell them to the circus.

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I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose. - P. G. Wodehouse

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A real Smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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Some mornings it's best just to fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it, and suck.

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My son came home with a "Great at Sharing" award from daycare. I was surprised at first because sharing isn't his strong suit at home, but then I saw "Allen" written at the bottom. My son stole the sharing award from Allen. I hope there's an award for Ingenuity. [with a hat tip to @HenpeckedHal]

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Kitten hideout

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