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Retired and enjoying the never-ending Saturday. Looking after 8 (sometimes more) feral/community cats plus my housecats.
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Mattie's kittens. The one on the very left is adopted from Karin's litter. Their bed is a disassembled cat carrier with an old pillow in it. A week ago, they were sleeping under the freezers.

There is no sound louder than the crunch of something you're not supposed to eat or don't want to share.

This is incredible

Fisher's reputation for high-quality audio gear took a nosedive when they merged with Price. - John Hopkin

Who is really your friend? Try this experiment. Put your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

I need an emergency vet for Kiwi, but the nearest available one right now is 200 miles away. I'm going to have to wait until at least 0745. This sucks big time.

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

There is always that one person who doesn't know just how close you are to grabbing them by the stacking swivel and shaking them senseless.

A book should serve as an axe to the ice inside us. - Franz Kafka

I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea", which is "diarrhoea", because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway. - Eric Idle

Did you know that piranha can devour an annoying person down to the bone in less than 30 seconds? Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today...

Citizen shot at point blank range

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Lego art 🍳 😄

Why can't I age like fine wine instead of expired milk.

Breaking: ABC News says senior national correspondent Terry Moran "has been suspended pending further evaluation." This since-deleted tweet is the reason for the suspension:

Sex Ed for teenagers should include trying to get 2 kids ready for school in the morning. - Jennifer Lizza

Banker: So, you'd like a loan to start an all marsupial fighting championship. Me: Yes, I'll call it "Mortal Wombat". Banker: Me: I'm in.

These guys used to gather at our window each morning at breakfast time. This was in Fuchstadt-StadtLauringen, Germany back in 2009.