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Well you’re dirty and sweet, clad in black, don’t look back and I love you. Bi, NB, Northern, Probably listening to music
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Pride is the BEST

Perfectly expressed.

It’s a good weekend for sports! 🥳

during these polarizing times i think it’s important to remember not to be a whiny little bitch

Whenever I start dwelling on how bad things are in the UK, I just remember that Cybertrucks are banned and chaos creates the perfect environment for art.

This is just absolute perfection. AI can do whatever it like for as long as it likes, but it will never do anything like this

Fuck it, let’s get drunk and binge watch Adventure Time

- What’s taking the robot so long to disarm the bomb? - There’s a CAPTCHA on it. - Evil motherfucking genius.

Glad I didn’t try and make it as a dystopian sci-fi writer, all the good material is taken.

So you’re telling me there are people on here that just go ahead and post stuff, rather than doom scrolling bad news and awkwardly replying to other people’s shit? Absolutely crazy behaviour.

Tell me your pets name with a gif

I wish the Democratic Party was alive to see this.

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Love this. So true. I always relax a little when I see the rainbow. "For some, a small rainbow flag can mean we feel safer. You see the flag and think; "I can fit in here" A simple way to know that I am also appreciated. Very nice video Oslo Pride🌈"

Bisexuality is the largest sexual minority, but bi+ ppl are often seen as performative, are sexualised, & their id is downplayed. But it is also seen as a form of freedom ✨️ This pride month, learn about the science 🧪, history & culture of Bisexuality by reading my book! www.drjuliashaw.com/bibook

To my shame I’ve never been in a book club, but I have spent many hours contemplating potential names for one. This is a thread of the leading contenders, starting with these five…   5. Page Against the Machine 4. Philip K. Dick Picks 3. Orwell-endowed 2. The Full Brontë 1. Prose Before Hoes

If you want only traditional femininity to be acceptable (which is obviously the absolute pinnacle of feminism) then the TERFs are fucked because they’re all utter mingers. Them falsely accusing me of being a man when they all look like Huey fucking Lewis is peak irony.

Before Trump is allowed to invade somewhere, he should have to correctly point to it on a map

Can’t understand why anyone would choose to stop drinking for the worst month of the year.

IBM training document from the 1970s: