mikeyjburns.bsky.social
Well you’re dirty and sweet, clad in black, don’t look back and I love you.
Bi, NB, Northern, Probably listening to music
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I’ve never seen it, it’s on my to watch list. But I already know I’ll love it, can’t explain it but I just adore Keira Knightly.
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I’m lucky, I’ve got a kid who’s just growing into it. Absolute gold.
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I have the exact same cover, but by a different band. Both brilliant
open.spotify.com/track/636fGH...
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Maybe that’s why Kurt Vile did one, no time for that shit
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If they weren’t expecting any kind of kerfuffle, they wouldn’t need all that body armour now would they?
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Siiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhh
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Seriously, what’s with his 3 year old child’s haircut?
In the words of Boy George… “all that money and he still has hair like a fucking dinner lady”
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The asteroid can’t strike soon enough
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I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes trying to think what to say… all I’ve got is he’s a big old pile of shit but with a lower IQ. What. A. Bellend.
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And no one keeps interrupting my conversations to tell me they don’t like my shoes
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I’m fully fledged British, and I still think that is an abomination!
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He’s a cat burglar
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I’m looking forward to being old enough to be considered eccentric.
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What happened to yellow? Can’t even fake giving a shit without fucking it up
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When I first read this I was like ‘why would you want to dust your shelves?’ al la crop dusting
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Was this picture taken just before the square windows blew out?
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King Charles (the music person, not the sausage finger royal person) did an updated version of it in 2022, and I just think we need a new version by someone every year to remind us how our leaders are fucking everything up.
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1 for black tie, 2 for work.
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Speaks out against horrible shit, everyone complains about how much they get paid.
Stays silent on horrible shit, no one notices how much they get paid.
Stop killing the messenger, their pay is irrelevant.
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Let the pizza wars commence
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There are also a few people who profited greatly from it, and they are going to keep parroting its defence in order to keep anyone from shining a light on their treason.
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Frankie Boyle summed him up nicely:
Gove – looking like someone took all the flesh out of a serial killer’s drains and forced it into some brogues
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I’m a Northener. I can confirm it’s a bit nippy. Might need a jumper on.
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This is the vibe I joined Bluesky for
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We’ll all have a special cup hand for holding a smart phone and just 10 fingers on the other for doom scrolling and trolling.
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If only we had a language for mathematics so this could be written out properly
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Is this you?
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What. The. Fuck?!
We have enough insufferable people on this planet without a sea of non-feeling frenzy creators getting rammed into our eyeballs. I despair.