minneappletini.bsky.social
Live, laugh, hate MÄGÄ trash aboard the USA— a sinking ship.
She/her. Former Minneapolis dweller; now slumming it in southeast Minnesota. Proudly woke. LGBTQ+ ally. Survivor of suicide loss. Lover of dogs, world travel, world languages, wine & food.
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I’ve seen more stable relationships from Lindsay Lohan.
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Me, shocked and dazed a Trump voter was betrayed by Trump.
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Do you *ever* not fucking complain or argue, Susie Q? I mean, seriously. It’s the fucking internet, lady. Fuck off if you don’t like it. You know where the block button is, crazy lady.
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First day on the fucking internet— or adulthood?! 😂😂
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I didn’t say it was, nor did this meme.
For the love of fuck— just shut up and stop arguing already.
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You’re the one who got your panties in a twist.
I explained the meme to you, as did several others, and you’re arguing with everyone.
Just shut up already.
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“You betrayed us,” said MÄGÄ in unison.
“No shit,” said the world.
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I just instinctively covered my drink.
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MÄGÄ members *are* mentally ill— they’re in a cult. They’re not sane, and this meme isn’t a crack at those who are mentally ill but not MÄGÄ.
Mental illness comes in many forms in many people.
It’s how *you* chose to interpret it that got you fired up, Susie Q.
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That stupid fucking hat.
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Relatable 🥴
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Let every MÄGÄ drag themselves and their family down to the Army recruitment office, enlist, then ship off to war.
Donald is who they support. This is what the voted for. Now, they can bend over, yank their bootstraps over their protruding gut, and get busy being patriots.
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Did the turtle have any comment?
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I know I shouldn’t laugh at this but omg 😂😂😂
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You— you really need an example drawn out for you? Are you ffr?
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Thank you for your insights 🙂
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What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich, old white man yelling, “work harder!”
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This is fantastic news!
How empowering when someone like this man, who willingly voted for Trump, b/c he wanted “illegals” to be tossed out of the country— now he, too, is experiencing firsthand *precisely* what he voted for?!
Yay for early Christmas gifts, ammirite 🥳🎊👏
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I didn’t even think about DoorDash. But good point on gas money!
Do you find you can make a relatively stable income on DD? At least enough to have some play money if nothing less?
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Oops. There’s only four posts on this thread, not five.
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4/5 Can anyone share your job-hunting experiences, tips & tricks for landing a #job, suggest ways to network in light of my situation, or even suggest ways to get a legit #WFH job that starts ASAP? (I do use LI infrequently.)
Thank you 🙂
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3/4 #Recruitment treats me like dirt, or they rely solely on AI tools to
do their jobs. Ooooor—and here’s the funnest of them all—they 👻 after my time was invested, like I’m a waste of time suddenly.
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2/4 and I’ve not received a single job offer— not one.
My teeth aren’t in the best shape, and I know appearances are everything. Also, I’ve not worked in 3 years. The deck is not stacked in my favor.
I feel worthless, ashamed, and, frankly, abused by employers….
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YOU TAKE DOWN THIS POST RIGHT NOW— RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!
💕please and thank you💕
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Didn’t your mother’s OF account put up a stink over the copyrights issues with you retaining that video?
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Oh, dear. I *do* hope it’s something serious 😱
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Wow. Did not know that. Good to know. Thanks 🙂
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Roseville has a passport office?!
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Oh, dear. I *do* hope it’s something serious 😱
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Scott Walker’s still around— and relevant?
Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
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😂😂😂
Live yo life, girl! 🥳🙌
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I don’t believe this pic is from his birthday parade, is it? Isn’t it from 2017?
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There’s no way Donald legitimately won the ‘24 election.
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“Pathetic that Melissa Hortman picked today to be assassinated!” — Donald, undoubtedly blaming *someone,* while showcasing how vile and evil he is, for the pathetic turnout at his birthday bash.
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🎶Don't tell me not to live
Just sit and putter
Life's candy and the sun's
A ball of butter
Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade🎶
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😂😂😂
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And they’re higher quality, more trustworthy folks, too.
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🎶Don't tell me not to live
Just sit and putter
Life's candy and the sun's
A ball of butter
Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade🎶