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minturn-alexander.bsky.social
Left-handed, vaguely ginger. Fluent in both German and Furby. Occasionally amusing. Socialist, Anti-Fascist 🏳️‍🌈 he/him #BLM ✌🏼
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Giving fainting southern belle on this non-airconditioned bus. I do declare!

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Wait, should I? 🤭

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Just got my visa photo for China, love how they got my shaving rash in HD. That’s a nice touch.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

There’s a heatwave, I’m hot I’m sweaty, I stepped on my raybans I’ve had a Vietnamese coffee and I might die. Pray 4 me.

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

I always know when it’s time to re-fill my anti-depressant prescription because I start to feel the need for the touch of a man then TikTok starts showing me videos of men at Middle Eastern weddings doing the dabke on a loop

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So my taste in men hasn’t changed since I was 5. If you look like this, hit me up.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I love Scotland because it’s mid-June and here I am wearing a cable knit woolen jumper, a duffle coat and a scarf.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

TINTIN?!? 😭 why am I not shocked.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I’d like to report a crime. ROBBERY in broad daylight.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I can assure you fortune cookie, I don’t, and this is not what I needed to hear right now. 😭

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

This last episode, nay - series could have been an email. With the exception of episode 9. It’s almost on Game of Thrones level of bad in terms of quality, writing, plot holes, loose-ends and just general dissatisfaction. Anti-climatic in the extreme. Under his eye. 😭

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Nobody needs to know this but I was taking an everything shower and this came on and I was splashing around and feeling myself. 💦 DARK CHILD 🔊🗣️

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

The fucking neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeckkkk!This is extremely Theresa May behaviour from the government to be honest, which again isn’t surprising but this will only work in kneecaps favour, what a WASTE though of U.K taxpayer funds while the economy crumbles and everything is slashed to ruins. Good one 👍🏼

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

What is the Mexican navy practicing for in this 1492 ass sail ship? Overthrowing Tenochtitlan?!

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Did I just book a trip to China for the first time? 🤭

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments