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I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

Me, whispering to every recipe I have ever made “Well that’s not enough garlic”

A simple way to let go of the past and redirect your negative energy is to add more cheese to your pasta

twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined

Read this article earlier from a man who learned after his wife died that she'd self-silenced & he lacked curiosity & felt he didn't actually know her. I don't think this is uncommon, hence all the "she blindsided me leaving me" guys or men baffled by women's glow-up after.

🎵It's getting hot in here 🎵(so hot) 🎵So eat up all your clothes 🎵I am gettin' so hot 🎵I turned into a clothes moth

🎶 You know mambo number one Two, three, and four You know mambo number six, Seven, and more But do you recall? The most famous mambo of all? *Lou Bega sidles in*

A smorgatable verisbord

Me finishing a game: Wow! That was so fun! I'll have to play it again Game: Of course! Here's New Game+. Or try a new difficulty. Or play with your friends in multi-player mode! Me: Cool! Game: 😁 Me: 😁 Game: ...you're gonna-- Me: --gonna play it exactly the same way I did the first time yes

Go out there and be somebody’s five golden rings in a series of illegally trafficked and increasingly unhinged bird gifts today

i’m in my thirties still listening to scene music and i’m pretty sure that makes me a sceneior citizen.

The gem of a theory that garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount you add to your food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt for the recipe as written.

"Video games cause violence" Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad

“I have too many books” -judgemental -boring -implies impulse-control issues “The books... they have me.” - mysterious - occult - implies you are at the mercy of a library of books that have gained sentience and are holding you hostage #readingcommunity

Piranesi, I realized in this, my second read, is my favorite book. Don’t research. Just go read it. It’s short. If you’ve read before, and are considering rereading, I’ll remind you that The Beauty of the House is immeasurable; it’s Kindness infinite.

As a food writer I feel it's important to report that sometimes the solution to your problems is eating as much mac and cheese as physically possible

Bagels are just an excuse to eat a tub of cream cheese. That shit is in the kitchen calling me. I hear it

I will not tolerate any Jim Carrey Grinch slander in this timeline, that movie is a national treasure

It's been a bit of a weird year and I am genuinely concerned about my Spotify Wrapped playlist when it appears

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Love this. #abortion #prochoice

The perfect ratio of unread books you own to books you should buy is WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE BUT BUYING BOOKS IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA.

stardew valley grind so i can dissociate from reality 🥰