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If we’ve learned anything today, it’s that the pettiest bitches are dudes.

submitted 8 days ago • 29 comments

I’m just glad the Sox finally have a better celebrity fan than Bernie Mac’s corpse.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Chicago or not, there’s nothing in the world that matters to me less than who is named pope.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Starting to feel bad for the guy who stole Kristi Noem’s purse because if they catch him, they’ll either demand the death penalty or just ship him to El Salvador.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Seals are cute but I always root for the orca.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Shout-out to the frugal gunnery sergeant on Darth Vader’s Star Destroyer who wanted to save Palpatine the 18 cents a single laser blast would have cost to fire on an empty escape pod and thus ended The Empire a few movies later.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Gosh, who knew running the FAA would be, like, hard.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Designers: “For a hundred years we’ve put the tag in the back of waistbands.” Some jamoke at Adidas: “What if we put the tag to the side so in the dark, a groggy Mike Jacklich’s 4.5 decades of conditioning will take over and he will be unable to find the 2nd pant leg causing a hilarious fall?”

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

My 3 favorite shows of the last 20 years are, in some order, Parks & Rec, Ted Lasso, & The Good Place, shows about people trying to be better. These days, I also have a thirst for shows that have an almost bored indifference to human life: Solar Opposites, Rick & Morty, What We Do in the Shadows.

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

These “NOTRE DAME NEEDS TO JOIN A CONFERENCE” people will never be happy until ND plays a schedule like:

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment