I think it’s my brain trying to balance being a good, decent person while also wanting to cunt-punt a good 30% of America directly into the sun.

9: The Green Bay Packers 10: Navy, only after securing an NIL deal for the Tecmo Bowl version of Bo Jackson 11: Surprise non-blue blood ranked in the top 10 in late November 12: Florida, Florida State, or Miami, whichever is 11-0 13: Alabama, again

Week 1: Alabama 2: Georgia 3: Ohio State 4: USC, but back in time w/ Reggie Bush & Matt Leinart 5: 2023 Michigan 6: Any team from Texas that starts 5-0 7: No Bye Week 8: NIU, but it only counts if they win by 70 points