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Your favorite effect. New and improved. Come in, the coffee is ready. RE investor. Nonprofit is my next venture. Stop DMing me..I really am not interested.
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Sending an Uber Eats nuke meals of 20 McDouble and extra ketchup to the White House should be our only goal daily.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Anything happen since I’ve been gone?

submitted 10 hours ago • 6 comments

Someone just sniffed me at Home Depot. I audibly heard them sniff.

submitted 35 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 35 days ago • 518 comments

I’m gonna do what the Vatican does and make smoke signals to warn people of my mood. Today I’m perimenopausal red.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

💀 Yeah Susan..f u

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

He said, “Don’t mention JD Vance’s eyeliner.”

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

The pope should be a female.

submitted 36 days ago • 6 comments

Good Morning! 🐫☀️

submitted 36 days ago • 8 comments

I’ve been so good going to the gym. Damn you, butter pecan!

submitted 91 days ago • 4 comments

Is it Jawn sais quoi in Philly?

submitted 91 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 93 days ago • 4 comments

When someone tries to give me advice, but they’re born in 20** something..

submitted 98 days ago • 6 comments

Fun Fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3.5 feet in diameter. That makes it the second biggest asshole in the world.

submitted 98 days ago • 33 comments

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

www.reuters.com?

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

I’m sorry to my feet. Cute shoes are not easy on you, but you’ve sacrificed for the sake of fashion.

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

The best sign wins..😂🤣

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment