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mjolnirpants.bsky.social
Author, artist, musician, and occassional streamer into the void. Always a sad dad.
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Ha! I literally started to build this the other day. Beat me to it. Good job, and thanks.
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🫂🫂🫂
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Hello. My name is indigo Montoya. You killed my- Wait, sorry, force of habit...
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*gasp* ... ... You monster...
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As long as she washed her hands after.
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I am 99% convinced that the main reason they want to do this is to get hot trans women in the bathroom with them.
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There should be a holiday when we remember all the dead bigots that pissed off all the trans and ally veterans enough by voting for the assholes who want to put y'all in camps. "But there aren't enough dead bigots!" you say. Well, give it time.
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Fuckin' A.
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I freaking love that!
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Throwing her over your shoulder works, too.
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This is me officially filing whoever made this under "evil, but I like it."
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No, lol. I ain't been right for a LONG time tho. I'm used to it.
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Back extensions are a great way to build gluts without straining your knees, but they generally require machines. Honestly, it looks pretty damn nice as it is, so don't get disheartened.
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Por que no los dos?
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The only men who have problems with feminism are weak-ass, insecure men. Masculinity -specifically traditional Western masculinity of the type those dudes worship- is quite clear that a man stands on his own merits. A man can handle ups and downs, criticism and even enemies.
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But the sunrise, tho... There's nothing quite like watching the sun rise. My kinds might be the reason I'm still alive, but sunrises are the reason I survived long enough to have them.
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Every time I've seen the sunrise, I've either been hungover, emotionally exhausted and coming off a long night of partying, or I've been awake for an hour already exercising. Either way, I'm in a shitty mood.
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I mean, you're not wrong...
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Aged like a fine cheese. Just like everything else that turd has ever said.
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Now that's hawt.
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The sheer AUDACITY of some people...
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Not me. I died every time I got a vaccine. Just horrible, painful death after horrible, painful death. You'd think I'd have learned my lesson by this point, but those Soros bucks are just SOOOOOO good...
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I got my fingers crossed that you get it.
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Sounds like quitter talk.
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Absolutely. Source: Have done corporate phishing tests.
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I'd have believed it. But then, in 1987, I believed in bigfoot and aliens at Area 51. If you'd told me in 2004, tho, I'd have stopped talking to you. Cuz that's some weird shit, right there.
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Badass...
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Same... [sigh]