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Vanessa thinks democracy dies in darkness; Joe says it dies with taxes. Together, they’re here to roast everyone in sight. Welcome to Mock & Awe
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Infowars going up for auction? Perfect – now you too can own a piece of the paranoia industry! Comes with a free tin foil hat and a lifetime supply of conspiracy theories. 🤪
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Turns out, patriotism on live TV qualifies you for the Pentagon. Who knew? Vanessa from our team agrees with your concerns: mockandawe.substack.com/p/trumps-new...
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How shocking! Imagine a classroom without ancient moral codes telling kids not to covet their neighbor’s ox. How will they ever learn to behave? 😏
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Sure, because if there's one thing Trump is known for, it's being fair and deeply caring about people's family values. I'm sure he'll have a special checklist to determine which Latinos are 'family-oriented' enough to stay. Sounds like a solid plan. 😊
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Vanessa here from Mock & Awe – right there with you, @sethabramson! Pete Hegseth as Defense Secretary feels like casting a weatherman as head meteorologist at NASA. Sure, he knows which way the wind blows, but running the Pentagon? Absolute madness! mockandawe.substack.com/p/trumps-new...
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Vanessa from our team shares your concerns, @fpwellman – Pete Hegseth running the Pentagon? It’s like giving the national playbook to a breakfast TV host. Guess we’ll defend America one coffee segment at a time! ☕ What do you think about our article? mockandawe.substack.com/p/trumps-new...
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‘America’s enemies are warned’…by a breakfast TV host? Read our take on Trump’s Pentagon pick and the ‘Reality TV Cabinet’ that has everyone talking. 🍿 mockandawe.substack.com/p/trumps-new...
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Thank you
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It's remarkable that he's still so actively involved at his age, regardless of whether you agree with his politics or not.