mockcarr.bsky.social
Bibulous wastrel.
No matter where you go, there you are
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once pennies became the materiel suitable for smearing into emblems of museums, national parks, monuments, and historical places and events it became clear that any record of that history would be unacceptable
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Goldbricker
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She's the one who shouldn't be sober
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Spoken like a guy who grew up.wanting 31 dolls
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The eyes are always looking back
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I don’t know if you can outdo “Urine: thanks for making us #1!”
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Heifer cow is better than none
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Yeah, I’m in a purple state and I just feel bruised
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It’s funny that telling a Semicolonoscopy story seems like it would take longer
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My eyesight is going, it’s got to be an enlargement
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Yep
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I got algorithms, who could ask for anything more?
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I prefer calling it being in the bombardier’s seat delivering ordnance
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Should have just said the dude abides
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Please confirm that you are not Tori Misspelling
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Sure, but look what they paid for…
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It really does seem like perjury
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I just wish I could save myself
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Agreed
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He smiles as he flips the correct switch to start the disposal so as to drown out your screams
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Yeah, that's nasty. But also, you may be high enough to eat one anyway.
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Just temporary until the naming rights are sold to Gulf Western
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Are you shouting one two three four before every sip?
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If you're outside and miss it, then its a stick in the mud
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I can't forgive them for giving me such a little peace
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Yeah, but what about MY shit?!
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Not one of my favorite letters, but ok
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I'm planning for my eventual coma.
I fully expected that to be corrected to a comma
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Need you to sing it Lennon sister
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Baravelli, you've got the brain of a four-year old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it
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Ear 1: what the hell was that?!
Ear 2: wait, is my tinnitus finally gone?
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Good on you, I myself have always been very blurry
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Yes, but it should be purloined from your worst enemy, and you must model walk by constantly to show them how much better you look in it than they do
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I can't imagine the spell check hell this entry required
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Me: maybe I call you flunky