moktop.bsky.social
Writer. Artist. Designer. Pappa.
Here for chuckles and procrastination.
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Too true. They keep trying to amp up the danger by creating new dinosaurs when any damn dinosaur is scary enough.
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No need to be condescending. Every source I've read shines the light on Cassandra's gift of prophesy. If this is not the case then few but yourself understand the true nature of Cassandra's gift.
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No. Cassandra could see the future but noone ever would believe her. Different to not believing the event in front of your eyes.
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I feel a Disney animation of unknown animals is on the cards.
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I roast my butternut first to give it a manly scorch and reduce the gay. I also add some spice for the chest hairs and make sure it's served thick so it doesn't gay dribble so much. The soup being only 50% gay now means I can eat the non gay half with a spoon and mop up the rest with a steak.
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Pull their fucking masks off.
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Three American friends look for work in Mexico.
That film premise would be hilarious today 😂
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Thanks man. For a second there...
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No. You will have to carry around your new ID card instead. Not really an improvement. And forget the online digital function. There are more Internet dead spots in this country than pot holes.
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How do you prove who you are? Computer says so. How does the computer know. Birth certificate, passport or driver's licence. 👍🏻
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The mother in-law
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Hope this goes up on kickstarter or something.
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The Police are tasked with one priority, to enforce the laws made by government. They are, and have always been, the government's enforcers.
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Only in an alternate universe. Too much of America would hate a woman of colour as their leader, let alone one with competency and empathy.
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The best way I've found to engage my children in books is to lead by example. This includes reading their books for my pleasure.
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I imagine he thinks he's now free to use the N word and refer to vegans as retards.
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Should be fines for writing BS stories.
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The liar is telling lies about the liar. Who should we believe?
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That's all I tell my writing buddies to use. Fade In is the way.
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Back in the day we used to have ushers sit in on every movie. A short film before the movie and an intermission. Going to the flicks used to be an event.
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Keep at it till you discover your zen state. I can clock out while deseeding and back to wondering how my multi universe selves are doing.
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I deseed watermelon that my family all eat. I hope that stays with them when I'm gone.
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I know it's been said, but all of this Mars money could go a long way to repairing our earth.
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It has taken pocket destruction of nature to realise it's importance and yet there is so much more of the world to destroy before any action will be taken. The drive for wealth will end the human race. We will be our own devastating meteor.
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No Enya?
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An important point to note is the nuclear submarines can be repurposed to house immigrants.
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Love the clouds 👍🏻
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It's kind of like calling someone an icehole or an acehole.
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Idiocracy gets close.
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It appears ICE is run by six year olds.
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He looks like a poster boy for a mid life crisis.
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Hurry up and start your own party. I don't want to vote Labour or any of the other idiots.
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The British Army never shot or bombed civilians in... checks notes... Antarctica?
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Trump has made himself and others billions with his threats on trade tarrifs. He can walk away from them with cash in his pocket and an excuse why everything else doesn't work. Sickening.
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Would love to read the back story to this guy
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The £3 billion tax payer bailout should cover this fine with plenty leftover for shareholders.
Should be fines AND jail sentences.
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Your second cat likes dryer balls too much.
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At the bottom lie the souls of billionaires.
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There needs to be 'AI Free' labels on products.
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Maps and biting political insight.
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Tartakovsky's Primal is a better series.
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It isn't a real democracy anyway. It's representational democracy which is rotten from the roots to the core. I suggest you burn it to the ground and start from scratch.
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Prepare for the collapse. Pack nut bars, easy grow vegetable seeds and milk powder. And extra socks. Maybe a gun.