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moncastrob.bsky.social
i’m the king of gotham
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i have quit and gone back to afrin so many times in this lifetime

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17 year old me would think i’m the coolest person in the planet

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i have hyperfixated on bob from thunderbolts now

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had a kendall roy moment last night when the sadness hit me on the dancefloor

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i’ve had a fair amount of travel in my life and yet i always get extremely anxious the night before the flight

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not the uber eats narration in my airpods violently interrupting my crying session to frank iero

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all the imax screens of sinners were completely booked but i checked again and one seat got free out of nowhere- now i’m sitting waiting for the trailers to start and i’m right in the upper middle where i like to sit woah i love law of assumption

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i’m convinced that nathan fielder is the only man who could ever truly understand me

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my friends and i live a few blocks away from each other now and life has become a sitcom

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my friends and i played the survivor card game and i executed my first successful blindside

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i love la

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sitting in a coffee shop next to a first date where every time the guy asks the girl a question he says “no wrong answers” and then cuts her off loudly

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i gotta admit i find the chicken jockey thing funny

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wrangling all my friends to watch minecraft with me

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somebody answered my instagram selfie calling me “punk rock hamburglar”

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vet said i have the best cat in the planet and yeah i truly do

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ozzy is fortunately fine and only coming for a check up but it’s kinda convenient that the vet is a socially acceptable place to cry in public huh

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i don’t recognize you anymore

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i’m absolutely flabbergasted following some gossip as if i was a tv detective cracking a case with pictures all over the floor

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chat i dodged a massive bullet

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yesterday i watched a silly campy movie with my best friends all covered in a big blanket while i drank hot chocolate out of a one direction mug and you know what i think this might be the meaning of life if there is one

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will you let me baby lose on losing dogs

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kind of insane how intuitive i am i should use that for good rather than for self induced anxiety

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look at that i’m always right

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Even though I was a little metalhead nihilist who wrote movies about people being tortured to death in my early twenties, you best believe I am a MOTHERFUCKING HUGGER.

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all the time that i have wasted doing heavy lifting for people who won’t even move fingers

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had a nightmare about my cat who passed away over 4 years ago… i guess there are some things one just can’t ever get over

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my best friend does not support my new obsession with kendall roy

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got back to back meetings all morning but i just want to watch succession

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it also seems like i am only inclined to post here when the unrelated mild heartache hits but uh oh i feel a jeremy strong hyperfixation coming soon

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i know im LATE to the party but this is a kendall roy stan account

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stopped sharing my thoughts here for a bit but i got a new apartment that fucking rocks and i got a dr eggman tattoo

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i love boston rob

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it’s my birthday and the intrusive thoughts of me dying alone are talking to me like the green goblin mask

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I'm a strong chronically ill woman, but like, totally against my will

submitted 111 days ago • 18 comments

made my best friend a megalopolis bracelet just like ffc would want

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my birthday week feels more apocalyptic than usual (and the whole month has, really)

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happy birthday (in my timezone) @conanthecontrarian.bsky.social ! i hope your day is as fantastic as you are. discovering saw all those years ago is the reason why i’m in the film industry now and i could never thank you enough. you’re the reason for so many things.

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ready!! @conanthecontrarian.bsky.social

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