monsoonfinal.bsky.social
Sometimes English, sometimes German sometime online comms stuff.
Mostly nonsense.
Love me a drink. Hash House Harrier. Or Horror. Take your pick. Baptized in flour & beer.
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Never ceases with the willy waving. And yet never gets it up.
Disappointing 😩
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I mean I saw breast milk squirting in real life.
My friend wanted to see how far hers would go. Goes pretty far. Hit my other friend in the face.
But it was my wall so I had to clean it...
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I have literally seen this in real life. It is so funny. And breast milk is surprisingly hard to clean off the wall.
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Can I pay you some money to use this exact quote on my LinkedIn?
Bloody link builders there too.
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Ahaha last time I got an offer for a .com domain with my official name I just sent back a middle finger emoji
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I take this as a threat.
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Where do you get these magical abilities.
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The sun probably. Can't work in the fields when it's dark.
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Hubertus L. Grimme
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And then utterly shattered come 7am.
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Akshully the copywriter misheard. It was meant to be 'aul city' as in 'that aul city with all them fecking fireflies'.
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Crying to the cat gods
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Right?
He should get back to work.
Layabout.
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Now careful he doesn't lick too much.
Crunchy (pictured) licked too much. Cue cone of shame. He was grumpy for nearly two weeks!
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Going go McDonalds is suspicious behavior.
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I hate when my cocaine snorty note gets randomly sucked into a nearby vending machine.
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Oh again with the fucking nukes stop teasing us daddy! We yearn for oblivion.
I'm starting to think you don't remember where you put them...
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The eyebrows.
The eyebrows.
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“ill will toward corporate America."
Tbf that could be literally anyone on the planet.
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Makes a change from Singapore and the UAE I guess.
Terrible time of year to go though. He'd better get a SAD lamp...
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"German journalist in Russia".
Brave, brave person.
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Yes but we do conjure because writing runes and chanting at the moon is a whale of a time.
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I was thinking more bacon but I'd take that.
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Thanks everyone.
Now I'm hungry.
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Tbh that sounds like the kind of villains in some my stories. 😅
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Nothing but a great big smile!