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monym.me
Cronym from the bird site. I used to do SRE stuff. I still do, but I used to, too. prev: Netflix, Blizzard 🏳️‍⚧️ | she/her
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It’s really comforting that as food skyrockets in price, your neighbors are disappeared by masked goons, and people die en masse of preventable illness, Republicans and Democrats can come together and say: fuck this one trans teenager in particular for trying to run track with her friends

OH: "forkbombed by origin could be a tingler"

holy fuck Democrats are just useless, spineless cowards appeasing fascists won't win elections

god I fucking hate Gavin Newsom, example #18,209

Signs you haven't worked at a small company in way too long: refreshing Slack because you're worried new messages aren't being delivered

He’s right and he should say it

Saw the death of Arc coming for a while, but it still sucks. Time to migrate to Zen. Gimme your favorite Firefox extensions—I've grabbed the essentials I had elsewhere, but I haven't been in that ecosystem for a while.

Mountains == east Anything else feels weird

short-distance (<1000 miles) air travel is outdated 20th century technology. The Chinese are using 21st century technology (high speed rail) while we're stuck in the past.

This is @monym.me

OH: "arduino powered trebuchet"

People think we live in a democracy and not a dictatorship of capital cause they don’t want to contend with what you have to do to get out of a dictatorship of the ruling class

Inception

PEGGY HILL: {six beers in at the lesbian bar} So tell me... are you, as they say in Espannnyol, "una princesa de pillowsa"...?

Congrats to all Republicans and 16 Democrats for passing the Bribing The President Is Legal Now Act. A cool side effect of this bill is it makes it considerably easier for your kid to buy fentanyl-laced narcotics from a new class of predators on Minecraft, also likely created by this bill.

Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable. The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found': www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...

Said "fuck it, why not" and now I feel incredibly targeted

Seriously, do not buy, stream, or otherwise support of promote more Harry Potter bullshit. It is no longer theoretical - Rowling is funelling those wizard bucks into getting the law changed to actively oppress an already-vulnerable minority.

disney adults will wear mickey mouse ears and then call furries a slur

we besties

Me in 1995: "The future is going to be so cool with unlimited energy and flying cars!" Me in 2025: "Fortnite AI Darth Vader called me the N-word again."

"Centrists" are just ashamed conservatives. There is no "center" because they never break away from conservative politics. Every breath you hear spoken about appealing to "centrists" is just appealing to conservatives who don't wear their red ballcaps. That's all it's ever been. It's why we're here.

I did this to @terra.gay and @maryis.gay like a monster

too cynical?

Archduke Ferdinand gives talk on the importance of not driving around Sarajevo in an open-top car like a dickhead

Alt text, because that’s what Mr. Rogers would do.

I think the Platformer guy blocked me for uh… the mildest of disagreements on a post? My threshold for hitting the button is really low, or so I thought. Incredible.