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I freelance for the New York Times occasionally, I've been here for a couple years, and I've never felt the need to say "Bluesky will hate this one" when I post a review of like House of the Dragon or whatever, because I'm not a fucking moron who writes poorly about issues I can't comprehend

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She gets so annoyed when I don’t go to bed when she wants to that she’ll just stare at me angrily until I do

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has there ever been a worse harbinger of doom than the phrase "not a question, more of a comment..." Wondermark #1393; In which the Floor is Open

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This chained remnant of an elder god really adds to the ambience of my desk

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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

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📷: Spacebunnynews1

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Hey everyone, you want to know a fun factoid? Almost all of the federal agents currently in LA aren’t local, which means they’re staying at a hotel somewhere. Hotels have fire alarms. Wanna know another fun fact? If protests start popping off in other states, they can’t be everywhere at once.

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This will either make me insufferably arrogant or break me thoroughly

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Your high friends won’t see your joke tweets about drugs but Elon will so go ahead and make them.

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Thinking of Conan O'Brien on what would have been his 62nd birthday, if he had been born on May 27

submitted 20 days ago • 16 comments

what it's like inside my brain at any given moment

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My Brain: If we went to bed right now, we'd get a great night's sleep. Me: Sure would! My Brain: So? Me: I know you see me watching TV here.

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Stop blinking Dan. You keep ruining it.

submitted 49 days ago • 4 comments

opening shot of REVENGE OF THE SITH still the ne plus ultra of what Lucas's STAR WARS was supposed to be

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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

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you're gonna wanna see this

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Was deciding between watching Platoon or The Order (Jean Claude van damme as a Jewish Indiana Jones) and friends, you know I made the correct choice

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You could blame things like CinemaSins and TVTropes that define film in a plot-centric list-of-components way, but they're the symptom, not the disease: we devalued the humanities and embraced a culture that doesn't value subjective experience, only commodified replicable content.

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

Painting Morannon orc always makes me think they’re running around in their pajamas because of their head-to-toe red clothes

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you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

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Watching The Saint (1997) and enjoying that to make himself sexy Val Kilmer just acts like a gay European in a wig

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finally, some good news

submitted 73 days ago • 25 comments

the best part about star wars were all those visual dictionaries that assigned names, functions, and lore to something a prop guy in 1976 probably found in the trash

submitted 73 days ago • 6 comments

Was reminded of this all-time Tumblr post

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preposterous how much better THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS is than every other similar movie made by white guys in the 80s and 90s

submitted 81 days ago • 17 comments

BY FAR: that single shot of the xenomorph skull in Predator 2.

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