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He/him. Philadelphia. Organist, music theorist (game show themes). One book on the way, one available now (https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-3-031-46806-3)
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"why dont you just compromise and meet in the middle with the bigots?" people ask this question as if trans people are leading the action here. we aren't. at all. the bigots wont stop until we're dead or gone so we can't stop until we're liberated enough they can't kill or hide us so easily.

Is the only product Microsoft can consistently produce the one it’s selling to Israel or

Based Bill Burr giving the most based take

6 year-old child: can i have cake? Jordan Peterson: I never said there was cake. You leapt to that conclusion. Your argument is fallacious at best and obscene at worst. You're being circular. It's beneath you. it's pathetic. 6 year-old: ... Jordan Peterson: Happy birthday I suppose

Jordan Peterson has entered another medically induced coma to skip the cringing period of being bodied by several Youths

I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison

Whoa whoa whoa. This is Rhode Island erasure

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

When everyone at the function is a top

Hard not to notice that ICE isn't breaking up drug rings or gangs (because we would ABSOLUTELY hear about it if they were), but instead are dressing up like bank robbers and doing the laziest shit possible, like hanging out at immigration court or grabbing people for busted taillights. Worthless

Seems bad!

RFK Jr: citizens should have the right to make their own medical choices for themselves and their children Also RFK Jr: YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO GET A COVID VACCINE ANYMORE

Our promise to you: Cheap drinks, moderately priced tater tots, and a very low chance of falling into a recently opened sinkhole.

han solo left Chewbacca in the spaceship on a hot day and he died

Single moms in your area looking to borrow sugar right now

Stephen Miller is so horny for using the Insurrection Act against his fellow Americans that he’s accusing Pikachu of being a terrorist

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked mirror, mirror, on the wall and she called us both a gay slur

BIG BIRD: Remember, kids, there is no God. There is only the crushing weight of existence.

If you are LGBTQ+, ESPECIALLY if you consider yourself the “acceptable” kind, you must, must understand this. Your very existence is considered pornographic. You living as yourself in society is considered pornographic. There is no “acceptable” queer to them. Queerness is anathema.

Pope Leo XIV stuns in new outfit

Norristown High Speed Line pope

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

Extremely “I’m not mad, I’m actually laughing” voice:

"Use AI or get left behind" ok, leave me behind, I'll be here in the library, doing actual research, citing real publications, writing my own words, not being replaceable by a bullshit artist algorithm that's destroying the environment.

Orange smoke. The next pope will be Protestant.

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the Oracle of Delphi and she said “artificial intelligence is a hack job”

That means one thing: time for my favorite video of all time youtu.be/WqpEQWRcQcw?...

If you're a grad student or an undergrad interested in research I need to you listen to me very carefully. You cannot learn to write good research papers if you do not read good research papers. Stop asking LLMs to summarize papers for you.