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He/him. Philadelphia. Organist, music theorist (game show themes). One book on the way, one available now (https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-3-031-46806-3)
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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

The Right Way To Protest is to stand very still in your apartment and whisper “I wish this wasn’t happening” then get your ass to work, you’re gonna be late damn it

cat doing improv: alright, so im going to puke. now someone give me a location audience: floor! cat: i think i heard “couch or bed?”

Lollll the obstructed view

Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Herrrrre come the course evaluations!

(pleasantly) I have no information. And I love to vote

good blog about the myth of "the high IQ genius" that includes the banger of a quote Stephen Hawking gave when someone asked him what his IQ was: "I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.” www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

right wingers when u quit twitter

"why dont you just compromise and meet in the middle with the bigots?" people ask this question as if trans people are leading the action here. we aren't. at all. the bigots wont stop until we're dead or gone so we can't stop until we're liberated enough they can't kill or hide us so easily.

Is the only product Microsoft can consistently produce the one it’s selling to Israel or

Based Bill Burr giving the most based take

6 year-old child: can i have cake? Jordan Peterson: I never said there was cake. You leapt to that conclusion. Your argument is fallacious at best and obscene at worst. You're being circular. It's beneath you. it's pathetic. 6 year-old: ... Jordan Peterson: Happy birthday I suppose

Jordan Peterson has entered another medically induced coma to skip the cringing period of being bodied by several Youths

I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison

Whoa whoa whoa. This is Rhode Island erasure

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

When everyone at the function is a top

Hard not to notice that ICE isn't breaking up drug rings or gangs (because we would ABSOLUTELY hear about it if they were), but instead are dressing up like bank robbers and doing the laziest shit possible, like hanging out at immigration court or grabbing people for busted taillights. Worthless

Seems bad!

RFK Jr: citizens should have the right to make their own medical choices for themselves and their children Also RFK Jr: YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO GET A COVID VACCINE ANYMORE

Our promise to you: Cheap drinks, moderately priced tater tots, and a very low chance of falling into a recently opened sinkhole.

han solo left Chewbacca in the spaceship on a hot day and he died

Single moms in your area looking to borrow sugar right now

Stephen Miller is so horny for using the Insurrection Act against his fellow Americans that he’s accusing Pikachu of being a terrorist