morganbael.bsky.social
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Long closed but otherwise empty steel tanks. The process of rusting (oxidation, remember?) can deplete the oxygen in the air, making for lethal results if you go in without restoring air circulation.
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I haven't heard anything about the peach crop being ruined yet, so it probably isn't done yet.
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Sackets Harbor, NY is so small that there’s one pre k-12 school with 475 students. Three of those students were disappeared by ICE.
Here is a statement published today by school principal Jaime Cook:
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Wonderwall. I spent four years thinking up excuses to leave the room because a friend loved it.
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Why? We've always been at war with Eastasia.
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If you live in an empty void, sure. But we all live in the context of this world and all the people in it, who chose the meaning. The proverbial sticks and stones never drove anyone to suicide.
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If nothing else, there's a Demon Lord doing it as a side hustle. I'm sure it would be delighted to have a Paladin owe it a favor...
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Well, just wait for the spell to end, and they'll be right down...
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Probably no feats involving rapid movement...
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Let me introduce you to my spirit animal.
(Not my meme, but it almost made me spill my coffee the first time I saw it, you might say it's adopted.)
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Hummingbirds often fly low to the ground, making them vulnerable despite the feeder height. I've seen cats staking out feeders about fifteen feet away. The hummingbirds would swoop low between the feeder and the hedge. There isn't much you can do once the cats figure out the usual flight path.
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Found the party's Bard, I see.
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I don't want to know about duck tentacles. I fell for the duck knowledge the last time.
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I forget the details, but I definitely read about a secret(?) US military base in the middle east being mapped and pinpointed by Fitbit data. Consumer surveillance has come a long way since then.
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Democracy is the notion that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H. L. Mencken
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In the (brief) interest of fairness, maybe they knew the first half dozen had it coming.
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First time that thing tries to walk a dog, it's going down like an AT-AT.
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Our murderhobos did really badly in an encounter with a dwarven diplomat. A series of poor choices and a can of paint led to the creation of the Elven Liberation Front, which became the party's scapegoat for their more destructive excesses.
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Runaway. With Tom Selleck, no less.
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For your consideration...
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You missed the one with his mugshot. "Collectible" two dollar bills have been a thing for years. The ones I've seen in person were stickers with a weak enough glue that you could take it off without damaging the bill.
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Someday you'll get a wild urge to do a Columbo style Whydunnit. Save them for that.
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too many people got this idea into their head that being an ethical and open minded person on the internet means letting a bunch of remorseless blithering assholes screech at you whenever they want
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AUSTRALIAN KING-PARROT!!
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Cartoon for you :) Hope you enjoy :)
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Famously dead people referred to in the present, usually in prominent roles.