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Implying that Harvard has anything to do with human knowledge.

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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

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I really do not want to turn on my apartment's AC in April.

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The airline representative as she is trying to fix my my tickets foe a flight delayed by over an hour and a half. "This will only give you 45 minutes in Atlanta" Me "I'll drink a diet coke and jog, which I think is the fullness of the Atlanta experience."

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Polonium Vance

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Give unto Ceasar that which is Ceasar's.

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BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

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For whoever needs to hear it? These are transferable skills.

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So the building we were playing in got hit by lightning and after that I could not win a game.

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Waiting for the Tarkir precon to start. This is the biggest crowd I've seen here in a long time. 4 times the size of Aetherdrift.

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Was thinking of making a quiche, but then remembered that eggs are still more expensive than imported Swiss cheese.

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If you are in the USA, never speak to your accountant in Italian.

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The problem is Tesla already has a knob, its name is Elon. Biggest knob-end there is.

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Every time someone tells me "it's like a license to print money", I think of my great uncle who thought he had a license. Until the Feds arrested him for counterfeiting.

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The first Achievment on Civ VII should just be downloading it on your Steamdeck. This has been forever.

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Bought Civ VII, like I even have free time in my life.

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Making a stew. "Oh I want beans in that." I only have dried beans and I'm doing this as the last step. I'll get around to eating this sometime.

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My sense of time is all messed up this week. Today I started looking at tracking information on items I expect on Friday, wondering why they aren't even in my city yet.

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I'm still confused by why Verizon had an actor wearing a Raiders jersey in their ad. No one likes Raiders fans, ever.

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