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Fae king consort, aka Mr. Pie Fairy at thepiefairy.com. Latchkey adult. Aspiring fake sports journalist. I am my own imaginary friend.
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And they say the Dems don’t know how to party

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

the wrong beach boy died

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

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Pie Fairy has wares if you have coin. 😸

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There's actually an extremely large scholarly literature about this. With some regularity, dictators order their troops to shoot protestors, the troops are like "wtf no," and then the dictator falls. I'll dig ho and dump some cites below in a second

submitted 6 days ago • 63 comments

Well, there goes that $300, wadded up into a Kleenex and tossed aside.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Sarah Snook is now halfway to an EGOT. I'll be looking forward to her hip-hop record next year.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck it: Skater Kid for Congress

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

This looks important: www.omahariverfrontmarket.org

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

David Lynch told me before he died that he loved The Minecraft Movie

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

That's an asparagustavo.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Elon's about to post so many gym selfies and get really into hardcore music and hockey.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hundreds of of campaign finance papers trying to identify causal effects and he just tweets it out.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

submitted 8 days ago • 62 comments

you know when a man will yell at a tv because sports that is me but when a huge dragon shows up in the mist in the background

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a friend is trying to host a hot dog eating contest where you only eat one hot dog

submitted 9 days ago • 19 comments

Finally watched "High Intensity" (2003) and this was my favorite paragraph from the Wiki:

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

If that's the case, then I was an AI pioneer from 2007-2012, after which I got sober.

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Please post your wild speculations below:

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

A message from Mr. Pie Fairy: (alt text)

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Quick show of hands: how many public servants and staffers had a good chuckle over this?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

you don't see nba teams run the Little King defense anymore. in the '90s you'd see teams sub in a really small guy. they'd lift him up and set him up on the top of their goal and he'd just sit there a while. eventually he'd start crying and they'd have to get him down but it was cute while it lasted

submitted 21 days ago • 27 comments

The downside of rattling the cages in West O is that I'm now doing Facebook tech support for all of your Gam-Gams and Pee-Pops.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Looong day.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

In five to seven minutes, the funk soul brother

submitted 535 days ago • 8 comments

We've got room for a couple more pies, or a few dozen cookies, or one or two layer cakes with something really, really dumb written on it (or is that just how *our* family is?) DM us today to reserve a Saturday or Sunday delivery slot! 🥧🧚🦅

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Looking at my to-dos this weekend, it's a great time to be quiche curious.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Time to post a random picture on your device without explanation 🤼

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

[turning to my date during eurovision] that's europe

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

And now, Gene CAAROOOOpa!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Here he is, mid-inventing the shower beer.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Bob Odenkirk is an action star, and you're not gonna try doing the thing because why?

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