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Fae king consort, aka Mr. Pie Fairy at thepiefairy.com. Latchkey adult. Aspiring fake sports journalist. I am my own imaginary friend.
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Did you post this on ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʳᵏ ʷᵉᵇˀ
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I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HIS IDENTITY TO KNOW THAT KIND OF VIBE BELONGS IN WASHINGTON
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They're coming. Just wait.
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Everybody who went zooming around Audrey's room like a creep can meet up here:
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DEAN KOONTZ GOT BARS Y'ALL
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This is good news!
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The dems are the Washington Generals of political parties
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What is "the baguette"?
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What is Gridloxembourg?
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Bad Bunny: *exists* Kath:
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Urine might work better. PBs or yours, dealer's choice.
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What is the gym teacher filling in for the music teacher?