movedoubt.bsky.social
Refugee of X-cretions, looking to achieve new heights in sarcasm and irony.
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Ive been noticing lately if you want the real news, get it from a different country like CBC or BBC, just to name a few. It seems like America has bent the knee and become the very same fake news reporters that Donald Von Shitzinpantz has accused them of when they used to report real news. Ironic.
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Nope. No revenge tour this time.
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Hey, is it just me, or lately does she always have that "you believe me, don't you?" look on her face when questioned about all the shady shit she's been involved in like the russian propaganda on her personal account, signal gate and now this.
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Ya got me good, LOL! I read that first line and thought "wait, what, no way"! Then read the 2nd line and thought. OK. That tracks. That, I believe!
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Might be pretty easy to pull this out of the dept of defense budget.
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Yep, because 1/2 of my own country didn't and still don't listen to me.
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How do you say "Well, duh!" in Nobel Prize language?
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Wait till Señor Homan finds out what a burrito means in spanish. Will probably wish they hadn't gutted the FDA. Im eating a little what?
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Thanks for the reminder. I get so honed in on trump being the reason all this is happening, when there's plenty of blame to repubs to go around! I remember just a few years ago, a Florida paper ran trumps reelection bid with the headlines "local man runs for president." That should have ended it!
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I feel so sorry for other countries that get dragged down with us in our stupidity. I forget that it affects others this much as well.
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But Russia received no new tariffs. Those penguins are going to pay!
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I don't envy her at all. Making trump look good must be almost as impossible as trump making trump look good.
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It also says we are not a glum lot! It's satire, have a laugh!
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Just the title alone is worth $50M!
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I would say lets get past at least 3 months, a crashed market, unemployment and inflation spike, votes of no confidence, immigration/ICE/national security fiascos and you irrepairably pissing off our allies before we start talking about election day again. Could do that Don Von Shitzinpantz? Great.
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Can they smile after all that work done on them? Or is it frowned upon?
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I heard a while back and it really stuck. If you constantly have to tell people you're an alpha male, you're probably not an alpha male.
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Will somebody finally be able to successfully explain to him how tariffs affect the economy? What would it take? Written like a children's book? A puppet show? A cartoon? Seriously, what the hell are we dealing with here?
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trump made Kari Lake (we all remember her), the new head of Voice of America. But can't take over till the other head is finished. He could leave in a year or 2. But I bet trump closed it, other guy leaves, he puts Kari in within a week. that's how trump rolls. new VOA goes full MAGA media quick!