mr-david-ashford.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 🇬🇧 HR Director; live in Devon; former Secondary Teacher and Restaurant/Pub Manager; unashamed champagne socialist; Dog Dad. “I love being woke. It’s much nicer than being an ignorant fucking twat.”
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Profile pic for Only Fans??
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Cardiff Pride.
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Morning. Am currently slathering myself with sun cream as I am outside all day. At least my hard hat has a peak on it!
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Will do 😎
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Morning. This pretty much what I’ll be wearing later…
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I was kneeling when talking to him. He said, “look at your knees! Proper slag knees them”
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He said I have slag knees….
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Beefy 🤤
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I’m also a light sleeper, but I find the fan being on the lowest setting actually quite comforting- white noise. It is quiet but it also covers up any other outdoor noises.
Honestly, if I can cope with it, you could. 👍🏻
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You up for it?
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Now there’s a thought….
Don’t go near that man, he’s an aggressive dribbler 🤣
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We have these on either side of the bed, on the bedside table. They work surprisingly well. Had them for years and the lowest 2 settings are barely audible.
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Hope they get you sorted. 🫂
My husband has genetic heart issues so we spend a lot of time in cardiology….
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Exactly. We do have a small slow cooker though - you just have to think way ahead and put your dinner on at 8am. I’m not that well organised…
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My mum made me terrified of the pressure cooker. She said if I made a mistake, it would blow up, killing me and destroying the house.
Still wouldn’t attempt to use one now!
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Good actually - our bedroom is always boiling and we have to have the windows shut or the dog goes mental.
We each have mini aircon units next to the bed.
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How lovely! Morning
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That is my office. It has comfy walls
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As I’m the HR Director- all evidence has been wiped
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Thanks Andy 😘💪
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I have to be nice all day….
I have suggested to my boss that we have a rage room in the office 🤷♂️
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I’ve definitely said that before….
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Yes, but you will have to wear the outfit
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I play dirty though
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We’ve basically gone from wrestling in gravy to all going out for a Toby
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They’re like Zig and Zag but more annoying
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And chips
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Soggier the better. More slip and slide
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Like a giant Yorkshire pudding!
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This is why I would beat you 😉
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I’m not into princes. I like the rough ones 😉
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I’ve slept out there before when it’s hot
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Might go out on the balcony tbh. It is cool on that side of the house
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Eek! I whacked my head twice today by walking into things. It’s clearly one of those days!!
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My fan is doing well but the dog is lying on me so that he gets the benefit. I don’t want a furry hot water bottle thanks
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🤣
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Yes, I’ve had a couple of messy Prosecco accidents
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I’m also mad for coleslaw. I like the crunch.
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I always put wine in the freezer about 30 mins before I want it
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I was going to say that. Lovely with roast beef
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What about kimchi?
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You do you. But I will come and smack your legs
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What I do with frogs in my own time is wholly by business
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French cakes are pretty but they taste of nothing. German cakes are bloody lovely - they are norty, with an “r”
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I used to eat it in a bun. On its own
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Love sauerkraut 😊