mr-kruger.bsky.social
Data Architect
Goalie
Getting old
38 posts
21 followers
71 following
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I'm just making spreadsheets bro!
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Please respect those whose parents live in a permanent, unresolved, "Mama-Mia" situation.
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"Chuck! Chuuuuck! What are these mee-eems? Do we need to do them?! Chuck, wake up!"
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"Welcome to Dr's office, let's everyone please mash our hands against the same thing"
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Me when my kids can tell I've given them a logical fallacy as a reason they can't do something
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I stopped buying food altogether, now I'm rich and thin!
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*Farmer Pats Cow*
"This is that beast. This is the one that will be to bring your demise."
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Look me in my eyes, Farmer. And tell me I'll never diiiiiiieeeee.
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"If you ignore the giant shit I took in the middle of it, the floor is perfectly clean!"
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xcancel.com/LindseyGraha...
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"oh wow, only 80% of the population think I'm a fucking idiot, great!"
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Yeah, but that's cause they're printed in China...
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*wags head*
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As a ham and cheese, I agree!
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As a meatball sub, I never get tired of @bencollins.bsky.social rating me highly. Steve Tomato never rated sandwiches like me correctly.
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Pete the Cat books usually have stickers in the back. Does your book have stickers?
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That's a different 90 pause, you don't know it, they go to another school.
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"They have these things called imaginary numbers, can you believe it? Anyway I said 'If the numbers can be imaginary then these stock numbers aren't real.' And they looked and me and said 'Sir you're the greatest Mathemeticigician we've ever seen' 😏"
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On behalf of all islands I will tariff you so hard, so help me...
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Independent of this absurd claim, it's politically idiotic in timing alone. The American electorate has the memory/attention-span and critical thinking of a goldfish. Saying anything is a "tax cut" when everyone is literally filling their taxes right now is just a fuck up.
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"Armed conflict plans"
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This is the triggering we need to be fighting back with
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If you ever wondered why they tied our health insurance and as many entitlements to employment as possible... It's this.
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Conservative Pundit: "Trump is merely dealing with the excess hour the Biden administration left him with. No other president has had to handle this kind of time manipulation, but Trump has fixed the issue and we'll never see clocks change again I'm sure of it."
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That's about $50k in Magnatiles right there
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What's the last snack you Ginely'ed
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www.espn.in/mlb/story/_/...
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His mom said he's the toughest, handsomest Secretary of State ever, so nbd.
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Keep an eye on Fox News tomorrow for any GOP Reps blinking SOS in morse code during interviews
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Darwin Award Committee in shambles right now.
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This is so true!
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There's a burgeoning belief within sects of Christianity that equivocate wealth with "goodness" as well. Which is heinous
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Do they posit that cryptocurrency is a belief structure?
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