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I sing at fascists till my head comes off/ I'm Dennis Skinner's Molotov/ I'm lefty/ I'm soft/ I'm minimum wage job/ I'm just another cog/ I'm scum
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(The flags didn't matter)

How about Congressional legislation named after her to standardize law enforcement uniforms?

"I call upon both dinosaurs AND park guests to lower the rhetoric"

Not against Leprechauns, not against Unicorns, not on Venus... Listen to yourself

Some of you

This is indistinguishable from a crime

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

Honestly one of the first instances I've seen of an elected Democrat saying explicitly that the state of our country is the fault of elected Republicans.

Did Barbara Walters also tell her to platform Dr Phil or Dr Oz or James Frey

Lotta people aren't used to seeing three high agency males

New "not all Trump voters" just dropped, in a VERY strange context.

The American flag didn't save her.

I know it's early but this absolutely has to be the long term takeaway from this. Name the bill to standardize police uniforms the Melissa Hartman Act and DARE them to vote against it.

Who's gonna be the first Democrat to call for people to turn down the rhetoric on all sides?

And now we've reached the inevitable point where years of letting law-enforcement dress for the job they want instead of the job they have means you can't tell who the fuck is who any more.

So hey, how about we make cops more easily identifiable instead of letting everybody with a mask and a vest enforce laws?

He should have to sit outside in the rain and watch every single tank and angry, sodden soldier is done with this stupid idea

My most disturbing thing was having to teach my mom to use Zoom so she could attend her aunt's funeral

In hindsight, it was probably a bad idea to allow 75 guns per square mile

“if they can do this to a senator they can do this to anybody” they already are doing it to everybody wtf do you think weve been saying

Cool man. What about the rest of us?

Smart people - "If you want to ingratiate yourself with real America, you must wrap yourself in the AMERICAN flag." Beyoncé - *does literally that * Real America - "No more awards for you."

It's a gang

Cuomo getting absolutely Bloomberged

This is that Parkland kids' fault I bet.

I yell at Democrats because they do shit like "confirm Kristi Noem"

Makes sense from someone who equated a sticker on his car to assault

Look Who's Talking (1989)

Welcome to January, Senator.

It's always illustrative what has to happen to who to get this guy's attention

My anxiety lost out to the #Mets again, so if you see a man in an autographed Matt Harvey UNC Tar Heels jersey at the game today, say hi. #LGM

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

I remember when Rhodes gave a whack ass speech about how his mixed race baby was going to make everything OK.

The "Democratic Joe Rogan" can be any place decent people gather en masse.

Hearing from sources that a new NYC mayoral race poll is about to drop showing Zohran Mamdani clinching the No. 1 spot from Andrew Cuomo for the first time.

Not another dollar. Not another vote.

Why not?