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you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

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Maybe the real tariff wars were the friends we made along the way

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you're welcome

submitted 33 days ago • 134 comments

I don’t know what the rules are if they could just vote for me, or if they can’t. I don’t know their rules, but if they ask me I will serve. The greatest roles. President and Pope. I don’t think anyone’s ever done that before. I would be a great Pope, I gotta say. I’d make them profitable again. I k

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It would be smart of the cardinals to vote for me. They’re smart people, you know. Lots of Italians. Very smart people. So they’re smart and they’re going to vote with their pieces of paper and all that. You know I love voting by paper ballots. They robbed me in the 2020 election because there were

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Me every time I’m in the ‘Spirit of Halloween’ store

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments