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Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
– Milton Berle
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“The Trump Administration.”
Created & written by Mitchell Hurwitz…
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The Bluth Administration.
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A reporter should ask him what province he’s currently in…
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Journalism in America.
Everything is parsed through the lens of “Yankees vs Red Sox”.
Who cares about right & wrong - when you’ve got ringside seats…
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Looking forward to the unhinged 3am missives (replete with numerous typographical errors in ALL CAPS), banged out from the tiny, stubby digits of Mad King Gorge…
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“Hello darkness, my old friend…”
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One thing the Democrats would do differently - they wouldn’t take NPR’s funding away…
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The so-called, “Liberal Media”, has always treated the Right as the stern, but loving father & the Left, as the bleeding-heart, dopey son who lives in the basement…
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The Pro-Life Manifesto comes with a truckload of provisos…
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A shanda, Mike. A shanda…
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The Washington Post.
From, “Democracy Dies In Darkness”, to “Royal Stenographer for Mad King Gorge”…
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Would it be, “treif”…?
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Of course, nothing can beat the old chestnut, “He’s a baseball player…”
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There goes that ambassadorship to Cancun…
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The Führer was quite a lively dancer…
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The Trump Administration.
Fighting antisemitism with antisemitism…
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The Bluth Cornballer Administration.
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Hawks, Faulkner & Sturges - there’s a dinner party I wouldn’t mind attending…
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I used to scratch my head in regards to folks who never followed sports.
I envy them now…
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The Trump Administration.
Fighting antisemitism with antisemitism…
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I seem to remember reading that Preston Sturges used to write this way - saying it was easier to write conversations between characters, if he just “acted it out”.
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I realize this is a rather overused trope, but imagine Obama accepting a luxury airliner from the Qatari royal family to replace Air Force One…
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Usually, by comparing tax returns…
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Interestingly, we know when our temple has selected a new rabbi when we see a nice white smoked fish..
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The Seinfeld Administration.
No Hugging. No Learning
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Quadruple Indemnity.
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One of my favourite Milton Berle lines, “I’ve known Fyvush Finkel so long, I knew him when he was Fourvish…”
The dybbuk opening is one of my favourite scenes in film.
Mamaloshen!
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MAGA Machismo = scared, spoiled, selfish little boys.
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This patriotic message is brought to you by the guy who stopped wearing his glasses, because the last thing conservative voters want is someone who looks like they read books…
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Mad King Gorge…
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When my shul elects a new rabbi we have white smoked fish…
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We bring this message of the Pope’s passing from the man who excitedly mentioned he now had the tallest building in lower Manhattan after the towers fell…