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this is my new favourite video on the internet btw

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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

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Putin assassinated the oligarchs who crossed him. Could Trump do the same thing to Elon Musk?

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Hope other countries are excited for the LA Olympics!

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I would like to propose a rule that if you are a Democratic senator who literally doesn’t show up for judicial confirmation hearings, you are not allowed to fundraise off of Trump being a “threat to democracy and the rule of law” ever again

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Me after moving to "The Freest Nation On Earth(™)" where the government is currently deploying paramilitary forces against civilians less than 10 miles from my house.

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Hell of a photo

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I’m online enough that this interaction brings me an inexplicable amount of joy.

submitted 2 days ago • 46 comments

LOL

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Tha stenk . .. it is an stench

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

Oh my god, they're asking the kids to choose.

submitted 3 days ago • 122 comments

we can't afford to house you or feed you but we can afford a special police robot to yell at you from the sky

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This glass, itis neerly empty i shall perish

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Let’s settle this like men by calling each other pedophiles online

submitted 3 days ago • 31 comments

Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!

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The ritual worked

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Aha! HA! GIVING THE BABBY A BATH!!! Everybody saw it!!!

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Turn off tha lite ! I am TRY to rest!

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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

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Please Like Me

submitted 3 days ago • 213 comments

i’ve never done heroin but i assume not getting a new tweet from elon musk or trump in the last couple of hours is exactly like going through withdrawals

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My QAnon list on Twitter is wild right now.

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

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huge fan of the 70 year old german guy who uploaded this 360 degree interactive panorama of inside a corn flakes bag. it's in the corn flakes article on

submitted 17 days ago • 119 comments

another good one from the german guy who uploads 360 degree panoramas to wikipedia

submitted 16 days ago • 66 comments

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

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This is a level five Goof Situation, all users report to Riff Stations

submitted 3 days ago • 67 comments

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

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I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, folks

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Bobblewrap advanchures part 1

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I thought America had problems but I never realized that Trump truly destroyed it until I saw people willingly choosing to be British

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If I worked at the scariest haunted house in America, I would just flashbang people

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