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this is my new favourite video on the internet btw

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

Putin assassinated the oligarchs who crossed him. Could Trump do the same thing to Elon Musk?

Hope other countries are excited for the LA Olympics!

I would like to propose a rule that if you are a Democratic senator who literally doesn’t show up for judicial confirmation hearings, you are not allowed to fundraise off of Trump being a “threat to democracy and the rule of law” ever again

Me after moving to "The Freest Nation On Earth(™)" where the government is currently deploying paramilitary forces against civilians less than 10 miles from my house.

Hell of a photo

I’m online enough that this interaction brings me an inexplicable amount of joy.

LOL

Tha stenk . .. it is an stench

Oh my god, they're asking the kids to choose.

we can't afford to house you or feed you but we can afford a special police robot to yell at you from the sky

This glass, itis neerly empty i shall perish

Let’s settle this like men by calling each other pedophiles online

Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!

The ritual worked

Aha! HA! GIVING THE BABBY A BATH!!! Everybody saw it!!!

Turn off tha lite ! I am TRY to rest!

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Please Like Me

i’ve never done heroin but i assume not getting a new tweet from elon musk or trump in the last couple of hours is exactly like going through withdrawals

My QAnon list on Twitter is wild right now.

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

huge fan of the 70 year old german guy who uploaded this 360 degree interactive panorama of inside a corn flakes bag. it's in the corn flakes article on

another good one from the german guy who uploads 360 degree panoramas to wikipedia

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

This is a level five Goof Situation, all users report to Riff Stations

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, folks

Bobblewrap advanchures part 1

I thought America had problems but I never realized that Trump truly destroyed it until I saw people willingly choosing to be British

If I worked at the scariest haunted house in America, I would just flashbang people