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mrshall.bsky.social
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Latrine!!! I freaking love this movie. From the makers of Airplane and Naked Gun.
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I think you're mistaken about melanias. I mean, he definitely bought one, but pretty sure he's never eaten one.
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When I first saw this, I thought you were asking how you wanted your Philly Cheesesteak.
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Jojo, I saw someone refer to Steven Miller as Temu Goebbels and I haven't stopped laughing since.
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Tony Stark is spinning in his grave. We need some Avenger juju from someone.
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Make-up, shoe lifts, girdle, hair color, and in need of a bra. How is this the symbol for toxic masculinity?
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He is exuding BDE. Big Douche Energy.
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Which perfectly describes Bannon!
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Next week, he will probably welcome Jared Fogel.
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Supporting any player, coach, or staffer who faces OJC and takes a knee. That Would be Something!
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Never mind that Joe retired. Chump still thinks he fired Obama.
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Banana peel just outside the Men's room, too.
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Well, I'm sure you can swipe some good microbrews and some Sam Adams.
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Why can't the COS of the Army ignore the command stating it goes against the Constitution and therefore an illegal order? These are supposed to be the ballsiest people we have and I have yet to see evidence of balls on any of them. Fucking Eunuchs.
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Ewww, why would you want Bud, Miller or Coors?
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Homeless shelter.
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If there is 1 party that can screw up a simple blunt message, it's the Dems.
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Maybe they'll publish tRumps tax returns?
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Recently widowed but I was just kidding! Who doesn't love a liberal with a Scottish accent? 😃
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Are you single? 😁
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Lost my husband at age 60 from complications due to dementia just 3 months ago. I'm sorry for what you're going through but cherish every memory, its the only way to get through the holidays.
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Yeah I did Google it. From 4 years ago, don't know how he feels now. But still gives me the icks
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Haven't seen anything written to that effect... he was never political before. Grew up in Boston... shame if true.
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I gotta ask why? I know numerous people who've met him, even my grandmother knew him, he was customer of hers.
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East coast Blue Stater always. Hate the heat of the South, and drivable to 90% of my family
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She's great but not worth the trade!
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That's a nice sentiment but remember you get Cruz, Cornyn, and Abbott with that deal. Careful what you wish for!
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Did they use the transporter from Galaxy Quest?
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Where have you been? It's been shitty for quite some time now. And Tom Brady, among other multi-millionaires, got Covid funds to keep his TB12 employees funded.
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Sitting at Walgreens awaiting my yearly jab.
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I feel like I should follow everyone in this thread.
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Should have made it a kiss on a mushroom
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Stay in Xitter, this place is too smart for you. Here you go: www.npr.org/2024/10/21/1...
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Should be Fuck your feelings, and I have a giant cock if you need assistance.
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Better a giant stalk of asparagus than a mini mushroom.
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We should probably start a Bluesky account highlighting favorite sex toys and their features.
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While I like @jaimeharrison.bsky.social I can't help but wish that Pete would become head of the DNC. We have to find something for him to do until it's time for take back our democracy.