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If Musk stole Miller's wife and makes her the next one in his harem of baby projects I won't be able to contain myself it's gonna be better than every Bravo TV show combined into one like Below Vanderpump Summer Housewives or something like that

Elon Musk's run in the US government was by all accounts a super villain win. He stole everyone's personal data and information to fuel his racist robot while thousands of children will now die from malnutrition and AIDS. Meanwhile no net savings because biggest military budget increase ever

Never in my lifetime has the Democratic Party been as much as a ghost ship as it is today. Incredible there aren't more insurgent primary campaigns. Power is just sitting there and the only thing guarding it is fossils like Chuck Schumer

The most inspiring story in music is from 1984, when an R&B singer named Ray Parker Jr. got a call out of the blue saying, "We need a song that sounds EXACTLY like 'I Want a New Drug' by Huey Lewis, but it has to be about ghost cops arresting ghosts" and he sent them a finished track 48 hours later

how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art”

A really slimy thing about the "don't be mean to jesse singal" crowd is that they're often insanely abusive and cruel 24/7 but act smugly superior because they don't share "kys" memes. It speaks to the centrist dullard mindset that all the other stuff is fine as long as you don't say certain words.

You’re the dumbest motherfucker on this planet

No one is more coddled in American media than rightwing culture warriors and the brief glimpses they allow themselves to be put on an even field that we get, whether it’s this or that Jordan Peterson clip, show how incredibly transparent and easily punctured their rhetorical tricks are

yes. tellingly, anti-vax, raw milk drinking carnivores who sun their assholes *were* considered wackos who weren't worth paying attention to until they became a key part of the conservative electoral coalition, then suddenly their ideas were credulously promoted instead.

i don't think a lot of voters cared about regulation of cryptocurrency scams, but a lot of popular online influencers did care a lot about that and that's one of the reasons they hated biden/harris, (even if the reason they told their audience to hate biden/harris was different)

So many of the RW grifters are failed theatre kids (Walsh, Boreing, Knowles, Crowder) Trump would die happy if he got the lead in the Gayest Broadway Musical Production ever made. Don't underestimate how much creative rejection plays a role in shaping these freaks

Good time to remind everyone that Christine Korsgaard’s Kantian unwillingness to lie to Matt Yglesias has caused a lot of damage in the sphere of political punditry

Next season of The Rehearsal has got to be a one-on-one competition between Nathan Fielder and RFK Jr. to decide the future of autism.

my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

What a boost for the Canadians to have a dead empire support them over a dying empire, it’s like if an elderly dog was rooting for a car to escape a middle-aged dog

“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft

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Not that I'm sympathetic to any of these people but a consistent theme if you follow this world is that Bari Weiss is so evil, so cynical, and so hypocritical that lots of her former friends and allies have been backing away since Trump's return to power.

Me diving and trying to intercept the shrimp thrown to the person next to me like Revis Island and missing

Still flabbergasted by the NYT doubling down on "high tech manufacturing moved to China because of its natural wealth in tiny-handed Chinese ladies," the kind of claim that would make a 1920s environmental determinist in a pith helmet blush in embarrassment. They are not a legitimate newspaper.

becoming increasingly convinced of the "Trump's vendetta with Harvard is because Barron didn't get in" theory

Hangman Adam Page meets @katmabu.bsky.social then wins the Owen Cup tournament tonight at AEW? A coincidence? I don’t think so 🤔

Congrats to Hangman Adam Page. It's long been rumored but it is now confirmed that if you receive a Sickos shirt from Tim Onion you win the Owen Hart Tournament exactly 10 days later.

You’re right Captain Genius, Harvard should own the Republicans by buying ad space on Fox News.

Just want to reiterate that I’d be very surprised if this happens. Trump can only pardon Chauvin for his federal conviction. If he does, Chauvin gets moved to state prison, where he’d get less protection. To get out, he’d need a state pardon too. And I don’t think Tim Walz is going to do that.

It's not video games and cartoons and stuff you should give up as you grow up, it's bigotry and being a big ol dumb butt who doesn't care about people just because you haven't met them

America is now characterized by dangerous stupidity. We’ve taken people who think their ignorance is more valid than the knowledge of experts and put them in charge of everything important. Healthcare, trade, education, defense, national security, etc. All in the hands of the dangerously stupid.

Gotta be an investigation into why all the fascists stand like that.

*Jake Tapper’s dipshit son watching Uvalde cops stand around listening to kids getting slaughtered* I wanna do that when I grow up!

this website is packed with people who feign horror when Elon Musk saying empathy is weakness then spend their day crusading against Palestinians asking for help

The guy who made Dilbert is a conservative social media icon and is beefing with Dr Mantis Toboggan, a quack he hired to be his "health coach"

Alert Nancy Mace, the bathrooms at Thirsty Moose Taphouse have GONE WOKE!!!

One of the best to ever do it