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Reddit thinks I am interested in Formula 1 so I keep hearing about Max Verstoppin'. No idea but I imagine he's a chubby hedgehog with a taste for speed and a souped up bathtub with a lawnmower engine he drives in all the big county races, even though he never wins because he keeps verstoppin'.

Spent the week in Boston for Demeter's 35th college reunion. There was a guy there who had a tricked out BttF Delorean.

Stacey at Sunshine Airport. We flew home Sunday after a lovely trip.

I'm posting from row 7. Airplanes have WiFi now. What a world! (Yes I know this has been true for a while.)

A couple of days ago I was in the town of Aquinnah (formerly known as Gay Head) in Martha's Vineyard, MA. I sent Apollo a picture of the store there. The following text exchange ensued.

Thank you so much to everyone who made a gift to support @oneofusglobal.org this weekend -- We're proud to uphold Technoblade's legacy by funding projects that help young people develop their leadership skills and change the world in positive ways Please follow @oneofusglobal.org to learn more!

This joke would 100% be approved by Technoblade. Well played, @mrtechnodad.bsky.social

Bucatini is just spaghetti that got promoted to "senior vice pasta" and now spends all its time evangelizing its "unique tubular structure" on its LinkedIn profile.

Mr. Technodad on Lexington Common, where the first shots were fired in the American Revolutionary War.

On Martha's Vineyard, came across the shell of an Atlantic Horseshoe crab. The modern horseshoe crabs date from 250 million years ago. They are among the very oldest complex animal species existing today. We have nothing like this where I live; coming across this foot long shell was a shock.

Quick note for everyone: my beloved stepchild Persephone uses they/them pronouns. Just FYI.

YouTube should allow A/B testing on titles, the way it allows A/B testing on thumbnails today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNOBLADE! The past week while streaming on the RealmSMP we built a Technoblade statue to celebrate him hitting 20 Million subscribers and to celebrate his Birthday. In the process we also raised $4,000 of our $1,000 goal for the Sarcoma Foundation. Here is our gift to the Legend.

So, so grateful to the Technoblade community for Technoblade reaching 20 million subscribers. I hope you will enjoy what we have cooked up in the way of thanks! Premieres tomorrow morning at 9 AM pacific. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7mk...

It's finished. It's done. The render took 97 minutes. The file is huge. 127 gb. It's not as long as Return of the King, I'll say that. I spent the whole day on little final tweaks. Crazy anxious for tomorrow, but I have a good feeling.

Tomorrow I am going to make public a key bit of Technoblade history from 2017. It's been private for years. Tomorrow it will be made public. Speculate all you want, I don't mind, but I ain't saying nuthin. You can see the whole thing tomorrow.

We encountered a "bold jumper" in the kitchen yesterday. Phidippus audax is a dramatic looking species of non-web-building spider. Apollo expressed a lot of interest so my wife contacted her friend who has like a PhD in spiders for info, because of course. So anyway we have a new pet now.

A sound that has not been heard for some time. Now it begins. www.youtube.com/shorts/ANqPP...

The sleep you get overnight is the most important nap of the day.

Ha ha suckers! I just got this and everyone who ever wronged me is in for it now. Nothing can stop me! EDIT: nm it doesn't work

As many of you are aware, Pax East just ended. A year ago. And I've finally put up my video about it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJFU...

"A Minecraft Movie" star and legend Technoblade has arrived at the Met Gala in his fashionable Antarctic empire attire SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!

Meeting new friends.

I like all of our players. www.youtube.com/shorts/hF9GR...

In a hundred years, the words "he" and "she" will be obsolete. Everyone will still know what they mean but they will sound like "thy" and "thou" sound to us today.

This was made by Paramount so it's canon now. IT'S CANON I TELLS YA! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUdO...

Told my daughter Artemis something about Carmen Miranda. She had no idea who that was. She told me something about McKenna Grace. I had no idea who that was. Thus it has always been. Thus it shall always be.

Men, when you are cooking, which do you do more often: rinse your fingertips or think about the Roman Empire?

When I let my dog Floof into the back yard during the daytime, he takes a leisurely jaunt around the yard stopping occasionally to sniff flowers. When I let him out at night, he charges forward with a deep-throated growl like he's Nightwing racing towards Gotham's latest armed robbery. What a goof

Noah Wyle's career started as a TV doctor on "ER", then swung away to various other roles, and now swings back to TV doctor again. You might say it's "The Pitt" and the pendulum.

My daughter Artemis is signing up to take community college classes over the summer. Proud dad. I asked her, "Are you going to be an Annie or a Britta?" It was just a joke, though. Because she's totally an Annie.

The new Minecraft movie includes a touching tribute to Technoblade, the beloved content creator who passed away from #sarcoma. This moment of recognition highlights the lasting impact he made on the gaming world and beyond. buff.ly/y7JMOUH #Technoblade #MinecraftMovie #SarcomaAwareness