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Mostly harmless. Still runs with ✂️. Chronologically an adult. Technical writer. Dodgers, Mariners, Pearl Jam, Star Wars, Disney, PokémonGo. Just waiting for Halloween. 🎃
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As much as I made fun of the Mariners’ holiday video, their Pride video is amazing. Well done.

Oops. Judge was safe.

This Mariners game is going to take some getting over. Leading the whole game, right up to *2* outs in the 9th. Then surrendering 9 runs in the 9th/10th. WTAF. 😱

The ONLY reason we came to this god-forsaken game was Ty France. My kid wanted to welcome him back. Her favorite player.

Over or under 45 minutes to get out of the parking garage?

Giving up 9 runs in the 9th and 10th innings is … something. And giving up a game’s worth of runs in the late innings of back to back games? Woo boy… smdh

Should have gone to the Aquasox. At least the tickets are cheaper, parking is free, and I can get there in 15 minutes.

Big stinky turd of a game… I sat in traffic for hours for this?!? #mariners

The Mariners have shat the bed. 🙄

Good to hear Correa get booed every AB. Cheater.

Mariners’ “Siblings or Dating”: somebody could really cause a scene with this game. 😬

Congratulations to Taylor Swift on getting back the rights to her life’s work. (Really. No sarcasm here.) That’s awesome. I suspect she is, for the moment, no longer a billionaire. I hope her experience helps other artists know what to be careful of when they sign contracts.

Oh no!! They touched the cup! 😫

I was willing to bet a lot the Stars would win tonight. Welp. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Well done, Oilers. All I can say is they better frickin’ play like this against Florida. Canada deserves the Cup!

In a medical clinic. Since we were here last week, the separate containers for “clean” and “used” pens have returned, each table has bottles of hand sanitizer that are not empty, and both workers at the front desk are masked. Uhoh.

I am starting to think Target might not be that committed to Pride this year

Ah, the perfect antidote!

So companies that have paid tariffs can get a refund; what about consumers who have paid inflated prices due to “tariffs”? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

“Wait, who’s in a throuple? Oh, God, NO!” 🤢

Tacos are supposed to be a thing of joy.

A bit bleak. And a good example of why you have an editor look at your slogan for at least 5 seconds before you print the ads.

So, Survivor went all Target on us and got rid of DEI, too? #Survivor50

The Pokémon that runs this account.

Geeze, Carolina. At least fucking show up to one of these games.