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🇳🇱 Casual trader with a healthy appetite for fat tails & skepticism. Not a pro. Other interests: photography, astronomy, travel. Cat pics occasionally.
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Nice little dump into close. Probably 1DTE related idk. Is that sawtooth wave now a bull flag on the 15 minute? 🙄 $TSLA

This is just getting too silly 🤣 $TSLA

Rijksmuseum + Moon = lucky shot #photography

In 0DTE GammaLand ™️, there was an attempt to pump the stonk back to that lower dotted line and it failed. Probably some narcissistic gamer schmuck with a curved screen and gamer headphones iykwim 🤣 Still a shitty trade but I am keeping it 💪 $TSLA

Trump treating the Oval Office like a crypto Discord server—‘Major Trade Deal incoming 🚀🌕, first of many airdrops!!!’ Might as well promote them on “For You” 🙄

Go ahead, don’t be shy…

Ah yes, nothing says ‘trusted financial titan’ like BlackRock launching $BRDA through a site that looks like it was built during a Red Bull bender in a freshman dorm. Phishing links, AI nonsense, zero credibility. It’s all happening on X 🤡

Happy Liberation Day! 🇳🇱

صباح الخير من مراكش

My last short was a horrible trade. The level spot ricocheted off (to the tick practically, just above 200dma) has me intrigued. Recovered half of loss. 👀 $TSLA

Springtime in Chamonix 🌷 #photography

Intern: Boss, do we need data for these slides? Whoever's running Tesla now: Nah, fuck it, just go ahead and publish on Edgar. www.sec.gov/Archives/edg...

Terschelling sunrise, west Frisian Islands this morning #photography

Happy Easter from Vlieland, West Frysian Islands, 🇳🇱 #photography

pinned like a Tesla frunk in winter $TSLA

USD selling is accelerating: Has lost more than 2% value vs EUR & JPY.. Safe haven Swiss Franc CHF is 3.5% firmer vs the dollar Trump wanted lower USD. Maybe not like this.

Flat $TSLA 👍 Dinner time. Will watch the last hour 👀

Hopefully one of these flushes will wipe out a few of the Chalhipahimalaya’s of this world. One can dream.

Will Curaçao prevent the death cross? More news at 11. $TSLA

Regent’s Canal, London, last Tuesday. Didn’t know London has canals. First time I put sunscreen on in London ☀️ #photography

Daytrading Donny ™️ high fiving Schwab in the Oval Office. This should remove any doubts you might have had after pumping his own pay-for-play shitcoin. Credibility rekt.

The cull by Elon Musk's so-called Department of Government Efficiency disproportionately hit staff overseeing the technology on which the billionaire has staked Tesla’s future. www.ft.com/content/ede5...

-3% premkt 👍

nice sell opportunity peeps (not advice and all that, although why should I bother stating that with a day trader in the WH)

Nice market to deploy some capital in

The Trumps are trading this But what else is new…

This

11 bucks till death cross 💀 $TSLA

Who would have thought this Tommy Lee in particular got fucked harder than the other one

Too good not to steal from X 🤣

doubling down again What is E in fwd P\E now? E = bs² $TSLA

lol

Seriously… you’d almost wonder if this is the work of Musk and his little club of LLM quants. Almost.

$ADI at 200WMA 🤔

I could watch this for hours. Maybe I should? #amsterdam

10 bucks till 200dma $TSLA

Bounce off the 300dma, where there’s quite a confluence of MA’s plus the long trendline on which Trump Tower was built. Tricky 🤡 $TSLA

The incredibly shrinking Tesla EU market share. Bananas. $TSLA @occtranspo.bsky.social eu-evs.com/marketShare/...