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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has endorsed fellow Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani as her first choice for New York City mayor.

I am so excited for my three chapters in this forthcoming volume are going to be out soon! global.oup.com/academic/pro...

I’m just gonna go ahead and say “snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers”…is a good fall out boy song, and an excellent thing to remember when dealing with police, so just know that it’s always shut the fuck up Friday.

I hear people all around me saying, “They are going to crash the economy. Surely they don’t mean to crash the economy.” I beg to differ. This is curated failure. open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...

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One of the big blind spots liberal elites have about this country is that they have no idea how prominent and prevelant stuff like "Christian Wealth Seminars" are. These typically recruit unsophisticated people into the scam *and* promote conservative ideology.

They're also historically illiterate about religion, so they think premillennial dispensationalism (i.e. "Rapture" shit) is just Christianity or something that's in the Bible somewhere, and not some cranky Second Great Awakening bullshit Darby pulled out of his ass less than 200 years ago.

Every time I see one of these, it’s going to be submerged in Busch Light while the owner is in the restroom.

The ROBERT JOHNSON documentary is insanely good. It’s brilliant. A must watch if you’re a music fan.

My wife and I judge the economy by the amount of rentals booked in Key West. Right now there are premium vacation rentals wide open for the next 3 months. Wow! This never happens

Yeah, weeding out all the babies who had no say in the matter FTW. There's a great deal of overlap between this kind of liberal eugenicism, and the Resist(TM) libs who cheer on hurricanes killing marginalized people in Red States because they supposedly "voted for Trump."

Now this is just science!

🚨🚨So what exactly do we need to have on us to PROVE we are citizens?? 🤬🤬

Shakespeare wrote for the cheap seats. Charles Dickens was serialized in daily newspapers. The Bronte sisters invented the trashy romance. Write your pulp. Write your smut, your disposable thriller, or tea cozy mystery. Snobs only like trash after the author dies. Fuck 'em.

Faaaaanfuckingtastic.