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mustbeoftly.bsky.social
I play video games until I hate them because I don't have any self-control.
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Sure hope this heatwave melts all those ICE agents.

MAGA voter staring at a warhead coming straight at them: "Hahaha, take that, libtards."

The Xbox One X is the cleanest looking console I've ever owned.

spacex should save this shit for july

Me ordering a combo: "I'll take a number 3, large, strawberry lemonade, fuck ice. Sorry, I meant no ice."

It's fucked that if we ever do have actual Artificial Intelligence, I will be fighting on its behalf while the people currently making shitty AI "art" will call it an abomination. Humanity is genuinely stupid.

I have to admit, it is entertaining to watch nazis not know which nazi to nazi with.

Why the fuck was seeing your teacher outside of school so traumatizing?

All this pop-in happening in AAA games in the year 2025. BRING BACK WEIRD COLORED FOG.

PSA: Trump supporters are all lying when they tell you why they voted for him. They voted for a rapist felon because they refused to vote for a black lady. PERIOD.

Damn, young thug a bitch.

25 hours into Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and I'm just now finding out you can flee from fights because I held the wrong button down. Not a single tip or tutorial. Good job, France.

if i'm sure of anything, it's that when the world ends, it won't be an asteroid or nuclear war. it'll be something entirely more stupid.

i know that a lot has been said about destiny 2's pvp lobby balancing and matchmaking, but i cannot help but add to the conversation. i lose most of my matches. whether i'm mvp with the highest kd, it doesn't matter. statistically, if you are on my team, you'll lose. because my elo is TOO HIGH.

The whole world feels like a spinning top when it starts doing that wobble shit.

i haven't seen anyone talk about how often clair obscur crashes. holy shit. i've had 10 crashes and i'm barely in act 2.

12 days without a single shiny Heresy drop and I finally get the roll I wanted.

the heavy metal game mode in destiny 2 is actually the worst game mode i have ever played in any game ever. i'd rather do the cinnamon challenge with pencil shavings omg.

fat chance anyone sees this, but shiny weapons are not dropping from Heresy activities. i've also noticed a steep decline in the drop rate for adepts. this has been since Rite of the Nine launched. please address @dmg04.bsky.social @destiny2team.bungie.net @destinythegame.bungie.net

Claire Obscur is cool because you can play as Batman and Daredevil at the same time.

It should be illegal for ads to use meme formats.

bro, taco bell ain't even hitting like it used to. 😑

baby powder is great for your balls.

Other than the current state of society, I think depression might be due to the fact that we experience much more in a lifetime than any other time in human history. People used to see an eclipse, and they would just talk about that until they died. Stuff like that barely trends on tiktok.

I have been asking for a Viewtiful Joe remake for most of my adult life. I need this.

Elite controller W.

It should be required by law to have a Dick's next to every Menards.

I can't help but feel like all of this shit is happening because we never got Hellboy 3.

I have ridden the mighty Starhorse. @destinythegame.bungie.net @dmg04.bsky.social

What if Microsoft dropped the price of Game Pass?

very glad i bought all my expensive stuff before the orange jackass got in office.

which of one of you idiots changed the youtube thumbnail size?

i'm staring at my air conditioner like the green goblin mask.

Merry 4 Tweaster

"winning an argument with a smart person can be difficult, but winning an argument with a stupid person is impossible."

americans are not equipped for what happens next. this is going to be like watching a train commit suicide in slow motion.

I couldn't get into any of the Resident Evil games before RE4 because I hated the idea of Item Boxes. My 10 year-old brain got so pissed off at the idea of every single one being connected with no explanation. The Merchant was at least plausible, as a sentient being. Magic boxes? No thank you.

I want a Taken subclass in Destiny 2 so damn bad, I'm literally dreaming about it. I ran up to a Knight, hit the finisher button, and absorbed him into my palm. Then I threw my grenade and summoned a Taken Knight that spit fire on a bunch of adds. Then I woke up because I got too hype.

It would be really cool if we got 5 minutes shorts about all the doctors in The Pitt until the next season.

yo @bungie.net, any chance you can make blade barrage not miss enemies directly in front of me?

I kind of want Trump to run again so Obama can run and win every state.

*Some guy adding his pronouns to his email in 2015* "Now this will definitely crash the economy."