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You want me to egg wash a pie crust? In this economy??

Cena is the actual goat and I won’t hear a word otherwise

Drink every time there is a super kick

Wow. This is me surprised by the ending of this match. What a shocking end to this Royal Rumble match.

The bedazzled knee brace is everything

Liv at 2 to make me think she is gonna win, only to have Charlotte come back to win the rumble is gonna make me grumpy.

Criterion collection but for video games when?

Trans people Nonbinary people Gender Queer people We exist. And no amount of speeches, declarations, or pontificating will ever change that. We are not going anywhere.

She slayed.

It’s true. The Ham is here in Ohio to host a wrestling show.

Bea are you guys making a short film? Well, it’s not quite a short and it’s not quite a film. But mannnn… So to answer your question I don’t know.

I’m not flirting with you, I’m just pretty and talking.

I just wanna make movies that look like this

Going into 2025 with a few goals: to hate more, to hate harder, and to generally be more positive

2025 will be the year of the Third Impact

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

Get in the burger Shinji

Ads after Xmas be like: Did some fucking idiot get you a dumb as shit gift cause they are a stain on humanity? Well come down to the After Christmas Sale at JC Penny to return that abysmal garbage you got, and get yourself the bed set of your dreams.

I would rather put a gun in my mouth than watch a second of A Complete Unknown. Hell, I would rather watch Wicked.

it's lars ulrich's birthday so do remember to illegally download an album today

Capitalism would disagree.

I will get the $4K this company owes me even if I have to message them every day asking for it.

Shout out to my partner for getting me Misato’s necklace.

Merry Christmas to me.

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More Eva doodles

My dad has been trying to decide what movie he wants to watch on tv for 38 years

For real tho, it’s a creep movie.

if you see this, post an anime you love

Snowflake day cookies. I hope snowflake Jake brings me spices upon spices this year

It will be a fun and festive holiday even if it kills me.

Lethal Weapon is my favorite Christmas movie

Me facing 2025

Anyways everything is fine.

But tell me this isn’t a shot from a Michael Mann movie????