mutantgillmen.bsky.social
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damn they're eating slop over there huh
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you would have thought they were a direct threat to the Marvel/DC axis and a character like Ninjak was about to achieve bart simpson levels of cultural notoriety
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great resource for a pre internet early 90s kid to learn about underground/independent comix. you just had to ignore the consistent monthly articles trying to brainwash you into believing that buying gold foil cover variant issues of Valiant Comics titles would help you pay off your mortgage
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democrats are violence-averse so what are ordinary people supposed to do other than voting every 2 to 4 years for politicians who have consistently proven that they don't give a fuck
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you're a young man don't do it
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lmao
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a lot of really unfunny assholes like that stuff, makes you think
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pants: off
baseball cap: backwards
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uncanny
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**6 mos from now**
trump, talking to a luncheon full of ancient evangelical boomers: "he has a gross weird dick. it looks like a chameleon. you know how chameleon eyes look in two different directions??"
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oh no not the penal gland
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every few cycles we need a new AOC to trick the "online left" into getting excited about the most performative person who promises to change things from the inside
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people needed those cheddar bacon bombs and cajun fries piled high
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lol this broad is a wet squishy dem
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lol what the fucke
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"his grandmother was ITALIAN!!👻"
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this reminds me of the Hammersmith murder case of the early 1800s in which a painter in white coveralls was shot and killed by a man out "hunting" for ghosts after a few pints
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lol RELAX
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it's the only revolution we've got left
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this question is making me want to puke
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it's a shame it didn't spontaneously burst into flames after being crushed by a tree
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giving a nazi a big fat kiss on the lips cause i am a good person and thats a life sir!!!🤬
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reminder that these people aren't bulletproof
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throwing myself into the dancing flames to free my life-soul-energy so that my essence can become one with the prince loving superbeing that is don lemon
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that boat looks so sinkable
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probably thinking about dad at that moment
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he probably got drunk on shit wine and accidently shot himself while taking a piss
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he's fondled his last pair of panties
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that person is fighting with people in the replies demanding that children of the 90s need to own up to inventing boomer/genX corporate fashion speak
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i wish i could go back in time to tell my child self that the guy from mst3k called boers white pieces of shit and some irritating lib scold straight from the hive mind told him to get over apartheid
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i'm the man in the crowd *crowd instantly parts to get far away from your stank ass*
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wookie party wine
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i'm his doctor and he should have been euthanized 90 days into his first term
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just pretend that i posted a photoshop of a germ in the window of the texas schoolbook depository
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zz top got so weird in the 1980s
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this frickin smoke
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i'm waiting for the day he dies, fuck that weak piece of shit
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i was talking about this site
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hey dude there's a whole other site for you people, take it over there
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what happened in november
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so long, mail
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if he had made it to prison he prob would have died in there too
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the ones doing the brutalizing are fat burger loving fucks, for one
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wasting pigs is still radical
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what color smoke is that
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10 years ago he was being pelted with diapers and chased off of college campuses, now he has the ear of the dumbest fuck in america 🤑
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pope gary revealed to have relocated over 3 dozen priests accused of sex crimes
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doctor: i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do for your father. I'm afraid it's terminal...
concerned daughter: is...is it star wars disease??
doctor: WORSE. it's hosewater-induced gen x.
daughter: 😢come on dad...let's go home and watch 7 hours worth of mtv buzz bin VHS tapes