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mydicerollones.bsky.social
I like cats, video games, and a bunch of other things. I am an adult, but I don’t like adulting very much.
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That seems to be her most useful spell so far. I can’t wait to see what goes horribly wrong with it.
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My discovery tab is 90% identical to my actual feed. You’d think they’d leave people I’m already following out of “discovery”. Like, jeeze, man, I’ve already discovered these people.
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You know what really lowers property values in a neighborhood? Having an asshole resident who spends all his time making life difficult for the other residents.
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Saying they’d fixed it would be tantamount to admitting they had screwed it up in the first place, and we all know that’s some Twitch doesn’t do…
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Beach Wizard has exactly zero common sense. Either that, or 1000% malicious compliance. Or both.
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I consider the term “gooner” a shibboleth for identifying people whose opinions don’t really matter.
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It’s certainly very yo-yonic.
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Unfortunately the question is not whether they will blow it, but how hard they will blow it.
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Who has been loaning out ferrets?
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That sounds like the snark of someone who is ready to earn their own money from now on.
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Maybe they need a spray bottle of holy water instead. Does holy water work if the priest who blessed the water and the ghost don’t share the same religion? “Begone, foul spirit!” *spritz spritz* “Oy, feck off, I were an atheist when I was alive”
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They both sound useful!
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Squish. That. Cat.
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I hereby politely and respectfully request photographic documentation of this seven-cat cabal meeting, should it happen again. 💕🐈
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What does that mean?
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Based on the streams of Metal Gear games I’ve watched, those games are anything but straight to the right audience.
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I’m pretty sure I know what each of those words mean individually, but I have absolutely no idea what you just said.
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I absolutely would!
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Does she have a body pillow of someone she knows in real life?
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Do they _ever_ do any research before visiting a planet?
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Tech bros always thinking they are innovating when they are actually reiterating some that has existed for decades.
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What you’ve described is a bribe taken by someone who is lying to themself about having taken a bribe.
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The times has been a shit hole for years. I remember a time in my youth when it was a respectable source of news, but those times are LONG gone.
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You optimist, you.
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I refuse to use AI.
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What a happy floof! Please give her a few pats for me. 💕🐈 Do you trim her claws? She seems to get snagged on your blankets in a number of your videos.
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How many Aubuchon Hardware cats are there?
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It’s $150 if you want a physical copy.
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My baby, on the other hand, is an utter gremlin who has never had a single thought in her head. Yay black cats!
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She looks so indignant! “Well! I never!”
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I like to think they are solar/kibble hybrids. Very handsome lad there, by the way. 💕🐈
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Yep, first thing I usually do in a game is turn off the dang bloom.
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I do know how to code and I can confirm that using AI to code is bad.
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Yeah, I was thinking of the robot model when I wrote that, but thanks for the correction!
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I believe @outlaweric.com did exactly that for @onsta.bsky.social
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Lookit his little hat! ❤️
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I too have “giant head” disorder. Finding hats that fit is a pain, so congrats on getting one!
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Apparently people now need to be reminded about how they are supposed to behave in public.
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I have one of those! I used it to make (kinda bad) pasta.
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Such fashionable boots and gloves!
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So, according to the lesson on succubi and incubi, the pink succubus is male, and the white-haired, red-eyed incubus is asexual but has had sex at least once? Did I get that correct?
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Aw, babies! I hope you are paying them with lots of treats and scritches!
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You passed up the opportunity to invent the word “lizorse”!
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I’ve never really understood the phenomenon of “afk” or “idle” games. It always seems to me like the point is to not play the game?
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Not your chords! How will you bard now?!
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Use those spacebucks.
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Perhaps not surprisingly, a search for “blowjob knee pads” on google returns several relevant results.
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They’re not herbivorous, are they.
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What does “we ran out of inches” mean? I don’t understand.
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What a handsome gentleman! Did you say that he naps on your head?