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What even am I? Just a faint skirling of mist in the morning light.

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I have somehow ended up in a bar that is the antithesis of World Goth Day save me

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Happy World Goth Day, to those that celebrate!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"I blame schools and young people."

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

"Bro, I have a brain, man."

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Feat. Knocked Loose

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Don't forget to advocate for all the other guys deported without due process.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Favorite moment of jury selection: nice lady went to a Bernie Sanders rally over the weekend in the middle of voir dire and reached out to the judge and said she was all het up and might not be able to be neutral any more. Excused for cause.

submitted 44 days ago • 75 comments

The difference here is China has a whole rest of the planet to trade with.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

The failure isn’t the insane President. The failure is all the supposedly sane people pretending he’s not.

submitted 50 days ago • 127 comments

"Excuse me... uhhh, officer? ARE you an officer? Oh. Sorry, couldn't tell with the balaclava. Uhhh... would you mind stopping real quick so I can file a habeas petition?"

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that it was the proletariat that invented the word ‘oligargle’ proves that innovation & ingenuity are not functions of capitalism but rather material manifestations of the indomitable human spirit.

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*

submitted 57 days ago • 11 comments

The lore behind this

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Elon's "I expected to lose" gives big NUH UH energy

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

🚨This. Is. How. You. Do. It. 🚨

submitted 62 days ago • 372 comments

I'd like to move the court to take judicial notice of the fact that Kid Rock is too old to kid and too soft to rock.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

submitted 64 days ago • 85 comments

the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data

submitted 66 days ago • 121 comments