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nachman.bsky.social
Penny’s dad, Emily’s husband, New Hampshire’s seventh favorite son. Opinions are my own but they should be yours as well.
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You can’t bet on baseball…unless you’re dead and incredible at baseball

I love you, Jayson Tatum.

Boston: “GIVE ME ALL THE CAMPBELLS!”

Hey here’s a question, why has no Major League closer used “Raining Blood” as an entrance theme?

I need more rock salt

To Red Sox ownership

The Celtics need the All-Star Break. Instead, how about a back to back against two of the most active teams in the league, and then a four-game, west coast trip with a back-to-back in LA, a city literally on fire, in the middle?

I made one joke about bots yesterday and now they’re sitting at my breakfast nook, demanding sustenance.

I just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs

The bots are here and they friggin love following me. This is not a pro bot account. I’d tell them to jog on, but I am not looking to bring about the apocalypse with this granting of their likely wish to be mobile.

RIP Rickey. A true one of one, undeniably the game’s most intriguing figure of his era, and a testament to what hard work can accomplish. You’ll be missed but it would be impossible to forget you. 🕊️

I noticed the Red Sox haven’t made any transactions in a while and to that I simply say, “What gives?”

Hey, is this anything? Tuba Tagovailoa

The drones have arrived in my neighborhood because they heard me talking shit about them

I appreciate Bob not twisting the knife, because he easily could have said “most offseasons.”

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Brb, vomiting and rioting.

THIS WOULD BE AN A++++ OFFSEASON. I have no hope it all happens. I have some hope that half happens.

CAN THE RED SOX PLEASE SIGN CORBIN BURNES PLEASE OKAY THANK YOU

My favorite baseball team is the Boston Red Sox and I hate them.

Not factoring roster composition, contract amounts, how trades went down, etc. Sean Murphy ✅ Nolan Arenado 😬 Alex Bregman 🤔 Teoscar Hernandez 🤩 Pete Alonso 🤯🫠 Anthony Santander 🙂 Max Fried 🥰 Corbin Burnes 😬🫨😱😏 Jeff Hoffman 😎 Tanner Scott 😤🫡 Roki Sasaki 🤯🤯🤯🤯😍😘🤗🤗 Garrett Crochet 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃

Alright, now THAT’S over with, let’s do some stuff.

No matter what happens with Juan Soto, just remember that the Boston Celtics are the reigning NBA Champions, and proud we are of all of them.

I went all day without seeing this post. Damn.

Alright turns out she already knew

My wife is observing me doing laundry and various household chores, which is earning me brownie points, but little does she know: I am only thinking about Juan Soto.

Hey, uh…anyone look at Polymarket recently for Soto odds?

I will buy the NESN Streaming App thing if the Red Sox sign Soto. You hear me, John Henry?!

This confirms the Red Sox are serious. We will see how serious Soto is about becoming a Red Sox. Hopefully, very.

I think it’s important to remember the Red Sox have an excellent outlook and can still have a really good offseason without Soto. They’re still looking to be a top dog in the league for several years.

I spent 19,183 minutes listening to podcasts, and most of them were Section10 minutes. This has been number one podcast for several years now (Name Redacted counts, right?) anyway, @jaredcarrabis.bsky.social , thank you for all you and the boys do. I’ll get merch someday, I swear #SpotifyWrapped

The Sox have to sign Juan Soto twice to wash the taste of Chapman out of the fanbase’s collective mouth.

Aroldis Chapman on the Red Sox.

I don’t know who this reporter is, but it’s on an actual website and gave more specifics to who the sources are, but still, they’re anonymous. Things like this are meant to generate clicks. x.com/bobbymilone2...

See my last post, this is the stuff I like! Giving context to just who the heck some of these people are saying things about Soto. People often have self-serving agendas and reporters aren’t exempt from that. In fact, reporters may be the most susceptible to having agendas!

BlueSky is great for so many reasons. One big, albeit temporary, plus for this website is that they have less reporters just making stuff up about Juan Soto.

Need Drew Peterson back in the game, certified Spida squisha

♫ If there’s a bustle in your ♫

Can’t wait for Juan Soto to appear in Bob Kraft’s box today.

Steve “Scoopshop” Perrault just tweeted a photo of the Red Sox logo and the Mets logo. Probably nothing. Certainly nothing to do with Juan Soto.