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nagashisho27.bsky.social
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Nintendo will soon be releasing the Switch 2. the Switch 2 what? a series of educational games that will bring us closer to the lord jesus christ i hope...:/

bluesky is a country

mike's hard lemonade eating spaghetti with my hands

my epitaph: american by birth saudi by choice antarctic pioneer 2003 - 2029

inside you, there are two wolves

im like if a girl was weak and foolish

I've started manufacturing a general-purpose paste in my bathtub and carrying some of it around in a shopping bag so I can apply paste to things or people that I believe would benefit from having paste applied to them

I’m a a household name

- boob - sex - geopolitics

i play russian roulette competitively

just finished mauling a guy to death

you whore

I need to worship false idols soon

you all remind me of the byzantine iconoclasm

a centipede is a kind of dragon a centipede is a kind of fish a centipede is a kind of bird a centipede is a kind of friend

i have nothing but love in my heart for you, you loathsome shrew

make like a swagman and get in that billabong

I was named Chococomel for 6 hours before my dad figured out what hospital my mom was hiding in

a woman is a type of sword

[Q] What's a lap dance?? Please? I hear about it so what is it [A] what i'm giving my husband when he gets home from iraq counting the days.......... [2009]

injecting myself with pure cortisol so i can better commit to the way of the samurai

responding to a sext with β€œi’m amenable to that”

Hiring a golf commentator to follow me around and say things like "Well... That was quite poor" after I mess up a social interaction

im betting all my chips on shrimp god 2065. just u wait and see

i serve a cause more important than the life of any one person: video game music

they should have a shapes and colors day at work just to refresh everyone on the concepts

Such a beautiful creature

They should lowkey move the earth farther away from this thing

Although its popularity peaked in the 1990s, Seinfeld was originally discovered by Indian humorists in the 7th century.

i believe the sun should destroy us

When will they add stories to my online banking app

if you find yourself lost at sea, NEVER flirt with the august moon. she is glacial as she is distant, her light vampiric of both heart and nourishment. chase her and find yourself trapped in perpetual night, starved of sanity and utterly lost. delicious, wholesome and companionable seawater however,

I've decided to become someone of tremendous means

I’m just asking questions. Evil ones

elon musk is commissioning production of giant monkey robot to violently harass anyone who comes within 50 miles of starbase

prostitute by day, financial analyst by night

a civil war will be fought over access to my bluesky account following my death, catalyzed by deliberately ambiguous provisions in my last will and testament. 400,000 casualties

[Q] Guys have you had a brazlilian wax. Girls how would you feel if your guy had one? [A] i once had bikini wax [2008]

there's no law that says i have to respect the polish